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Unhideable Edition Of “Whose Boat Is This Boat?” Arrives At Coeur D’Alene Library

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FOLSK, AS I SAID REPEATEDLY IN
THIS SHOW, AS IF I HAVE SOME SORT OF CONDITION THAT FORCES ME
TO REPEAT IT, TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING. TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
TOMORROW IS THANKS. ANYWAY, TOMORROW IS
THANKSGIVING. AND WE’VE GOT A LOT TO BE
THANKFUL FOR HERE AT “THE LATE SHOW,” STARTING WITH THIS BOOK
“WHOSE BOAT IS THIS BOAT? COMMENTS THAT DON’T HELP IN THE
AFTERMATH OF A HURRICANE.” THIS BOOK WAS WRITTEN, BY
ACCIDENT, BY DONALD TRUMP. ALL OF THE WORDS INSIDE ARE
THINGS HE ACTUALLY SAID WHILE TOURING THE DAMAGE FROM
HURRICANE FLORENCE. AND THANKS TO OUR PUBLISHERS,
SIMON & SCHUSTER, ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE BOOK GO TO DISASTER
RELIEF, LIKE “WORLD CENTRAL KITCHEN,” WHICH WAS STARTED
BY OUR GUEST TONIGHT, JOSE ANDRES.( APPLAUSE )
OKAY. IF YOU WANT TO HELP, PICK UP
YOUR COPY TODAY TO HELP OUT, OR CHECK IT OUT OF THE LIBRARY
FOR FREE, IF YOU HATE HELPING PEOPLE.( LAUGHTER )
WHICH BRINGS US TO IDAHO’S COEUR D’ALENE LIBRARY, WHICH
I DO NOT HAVE TO TELL YOU, WAS 2012’S IDAHO LIBRARY OF THE
YEAR. SUCK IT, NORTH BINGHAM COUNTY
PUBLIC LIBRARY! I DON’T MEAN THAT, NORTH BINGHAM
COUNTY PUBLIC LIBRARY. YOU GUYS ARE THE BOMB! NOW, YOU MIGHT REMEMBER, A
COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, I TOLD YOU THAT AN UNKNOWN TROUBLEMAKER IN
COEUR D’ALENE WAS TAKING BOOKS AND HIDING THEM AROUND THE
LIBRARY SO PATRONS COULDN’T FIND THEM. NOW, THEY HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO
CATCH THE CULPRIT IN THE ACT, DESPITE THE LIBRARY’S NEW
CAMPAIGN, “IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, WHISPER SOMETHING.”( LAUGHTER )
AND HERE’S THE SPECIFIC THING ABOUT THIS. THE BANDIT, EVIDENTALLY,
TARGETED LEFT-LEANING BOOKS, PARTICULARLY ANYTHING THAT WAS
CRITICAL OF PRESIDENT TRUMP, AND THAT INCLUDED “WHOSE BOAT IS
THIS BOAT?” NOW, OBVIOUSLY, FROM YOUR– YOUR
YOU AGREE, WE COULDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN. SO A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO, WE
CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION. I DON’T BELIEVE ANYONE SHOULD
MESS WITH LIBRARY BOOKS. SO WE’VE DECIDED TO HELP OUT THE
READERS OF COEUR D’ALENE BY SENDING THEM AN UNHIDE-ABLE
EDITION OF “WHOSE BOAT IS THIS BOAT?”
COME ON OUT! THERE YOU GO!( APPLAUSE )
GOOD LUCK HIDING THIS ONE, SUCKER. THAT BOOK, WHICH IS AN ACTUAL,
FUNCTIONAL, ACTUAL BOOK, IS THREE FEET BY FOUR FEET– ALMOST
AS BIG AS THE MENU AT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. AND I’M PROUD TO SAY THAT OUR
SPECIAL UNHIDEABLE VERSION OF “WHOSE BOAT IS THIS BOAD?” HAS
MADE ITS WAY TO THE COEUR D’ALENE PUBLIC LIBRARY. AND WE’VE GOT SOME EXCLUSIVE
FOOTAGE. HERE WE’VE GOT A FEW LIBRARIANS
CARRYING THE BOOK IN AND UNPACKING IT. THEY HAD SOME TROUBLE FIGURING
OUT WHERE TO SHELF THE BOOK. SO THEY BROUGHT THE BOOK OVER
FOR A LITTLE STORY TIME. AFTER WHICH, ONE OF THE KIDS
FIGURED OUT IT COULD BE USED AS A TENT.( LAUGHTER )
SO NOT ONLY DOES THIS BOOK FUND HURRICANE RELIEF. THIS EDITION CAN ALSO SERVE AS
TEMPORARY SHELTER! FINALLY, A COUPLE OF YOUNG
READERS DECIDED TO CHECK THE BOOK OUT, THEN LUGGED IT OUT TO
THEIR CAR TO TAKE IT HOME. FUN FACT: THAT COPY OF THE BOOK
WEIGHS 27 POUNDS, SO IF THOSE KIDS DO A BOOK REPORT ON IT, IT
COUNTS AS BOTH “LANGUAGE ARTS” AND “P.E.,” ALTHOUGH–
( APPLAUSE )
ALTHOUGH, THEY SHOULD MAKE SURE
TO GET IT BACK TO THE LIBRARY ON TIME. BECAUSE ANY LATE FEES INCURRED
WITH THE OVERSIZED EDITION MUST BE PAID VIA GIANT NOVELTY CHECK. AND COEUR D’ALENE’S LIBRARY
DIRECTOR, BETTY AMMON, HAS A MESSAGE FOR THE CULPRIT HIDING
ALL OF THOSE BOOKS. BETTY?>>ANYTIME A BOOK IS CENSORED,
A MILLION MORE PEOPLE WANT TO READ IT. AND, SO, THANKS.>>Stephen: WELL SAID. WELL SAID, BETTY! SO PICK UP YOUR COPY OF “WHOSE
BOAT IS THIS BOAT” TODAY, WHEREVER NORMAL-SIZED BOOKS ARE
SOLD. THANK YOU, COEUR D’ALENE
PUBLIC LIBRARY! HAPPY THANKSGIVING! THANKS IS TOMORROW. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK

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100 thoughts on “Unhideable Edition Of “Whose Boat Is This Boat?” Arrives At Coeur D’Alene Library”

  1. joe Domjan says:

    That’s why I bought my own copy as soon as it came out. It’s the ultimate coffeve table book.

  2. Shelbi L. says:

    This is just too idaho….

  3. Joe S says:

    Its great that you did this but seriously… you didnt send the easil with it?

  4. KickinK says:

    This is the most wholesome thing I've watched in a long time.

  5. Randy Wise says:

    Steve’s the Bomb!

  6. Tim M says:

    Such a great story! Thanks for sharing the update!

  7. coffeehunk says:

    Trump 2020!

  8. bigemugamer says:

    NEW TREND! start hiding the many recently published books on why trump is such a bad president. =P

  9. jannes tiemes says:

    Let's go, Betty!

  10. Lelynn Miller says:

    ThanxGiving is TODAY!! Happy Thanx Giving, EVERY1❗
    🦃 = 🍗 = 😋👍

  11. Aaron Jackson says:

    Genius

  12. Bubbles says:

    It's not Greta's boat. Greta is on a million dollar yat. Is World Central Kitchen anything like the Clinton foundation, if it is might not be a very good idea.

  13. Delight says:

    the librarians reaction when they unboxed it is perfect..lol

  14. Film Maker says:

    It's so cool to see where I'm from on Colbert 🙂

  15. rachelle peterson says:

    I purchase it…my son will be bringing to me in SXM for the Holidays. lol!!!

  16. Chris Pontius says:

    Although I hate trump with a burning passion, please keep kids away from politics. Let them stay innocent a while longer.

  17. Susan B says:

    i bought this book when it came out for my daughter. she is a teacher in canada's far north. a book had been making the rounds of various northern communities, written by bill o'reilly and gifted to a teacher by a teacher who had previously received it. the idea was to represent a book that should never have been printed, let alone read. i am happy to say "who's boat is this boat" has replaced the o'reilly book, representing not a book that should never have been printed but words that never should have been said.

  18. MrZakamon says:

    Let's not promote buying from Amazon.

  19. Charlie Simar says:

    Oh, the power of the press and the *Unhideable EDITION*.

  20. Ash Carruth says:

    Watch, it'll turn out whoever it was hiding the books paid the girls to check the book out and that's the last anyone will ever see of it

  21. Johnathan Jacobs says:

    I don’t think that’s 3’x4’ I got an eye for these things

  22. Throwing Down The Mask says:

    As a resident of Mid-Bingham County Idaho I must say you're not wrong about our county in general.

  23. UberMan5000 says:

    Meanwhile, I'm sure whatever amateur censor has been hiding the normal copy thinks this is inflammatory and absurd. 😜

    And he'll still try to hide this one, where a librarian will probably notice someone trying to lug a 27-pound, coffee-table-sized book behind something.

  24. Gene Miller says:

    The only book actually written by Mafia Don. No ghosts on this volume!

  25. Jim Lawton says:

    I thought someone with such a pretentious last name would be able to pronounce French names like Coeur d'Alène! (more like 'Kurrr d'alLEN')

  26. GreenM&M_11 says:

    The boy using it as a tent, I melt! 😍😍

  27. Mistress of weirdness 84 says:

    My sons kindergarten in Poland has this book
    One of the most favorite books in the entire school I shall be sending photos and greetings from the kids soon to the late show 😁

  28. Rebecca Dolashewich says:

    YAY!! 🍁😆🍁

  29. Nicole Maurer says:

    This made me smile on many levels.

  30. Mary Randolph says:

    You can only get used copies at this point on Amazon. That kinda sucks.

  31. Ken Heslip says:

    Thousands of Don Jr book, "Triggered", are hiding in boxes in GOP HQ waiting to be trashed. 😂 When a King says you can't criticize him, it's time to be ultra-critical.

  32. ADAM says:

    His monologue and the show itself is just not funny. And he's got that condescending attitude permanently where he thinks that's humor. He needs to watch Johny Carson to learn and rewrite his material.

  33. Jacob Prim says:

    You gotta love people who censor any negative comments about their dictator, cuz when they push we give a 3X4 foot pushback.

  34. JessiBe says:

    I love that this shows that not all Idahoan's are crazy Trump book hiders. My kids and I want to drive up to Coeur d'Alene and see the giant book now, and I want to shake that librarian's hand because she is awesome.

  35. thesinaclwon says:

    I purchased one for myself and 2 for my right wing parents 🤣🤣🤣…..guess what they haven't thrown them away yet so I hope they are starting to realize how dumb it is to support the right wing

  36. Wago Howard says:

    Yang2020.com yang2020.com/volunteer yangprints.com

  37. MoralesFamilyRez says:

    To listen to the book, go to this young man's page: https://youtu.be/3Erbm8zFq-M

  38. catalinacurio says:

    Congratulations Stephen! 😊💖

  39. laharl sama says:

    Plot twist. The kids and their parent who checked it out are the ones who've been hiding it and they checked out the unhidable version to hide it.

  40. Ricardo Ayala says:

    Then on the left should target books for Trump fans! We should totally hide “Mein Kampf”!
    Oh carp! I just saw the end of the video… let’s not hide Mein Kampf from Trump fans! 😳

  41. D Bone says:

    Betty speaks the truth. People might not even be aware a book exists, let alone want to read it. By hiding/trying to censor it, it makes the news, people then learn about, and want to read the forbidden book to see what the hype is.

  42. David Huerta says:

    Inbreeding USA thanks givers

  43. Billy Begood says:

    You know who else wanted to hide knowledge in books? The nazis.

  44. Renske Dunnewold says:

    Stephen, please do more John Oliveresque stuff like this! It is great!

  45. Gusstavv's Stuff says:

    "If the kids do a book report on it, it counts both as language arts and PE-E"… just as Trump likes it.

  46. Artillery Horse says:

    Banjo country

  47. Jeffrey A. Smith says:

    Coeur D' Alene, ID still has some white nationalist (homeless) people?

  48. Michael Fougerousse Jr says:

    Nice to that something Trump has said has actually going to help someone! My hats off to you and your staff for finding a way of sticking it to Trump and helping those who deserve it at the same time! Ordering a copy right now! Keep up the great work.

  49. Dunne N' dusted says:

    Careful, or they'll throw the book at you!

  50. c mojo says:

    Coeur D'Alene is very repugnican, and lots of pseudo-nazis there

  51. RustyTube says:

    Unfortunately, Jeff Bezos drove out every single bookstore in my city out of business, so I cannot just pick up a copy of your book, or of any book. And I’m sure not buying it from amazon.

  52. Enrique Pascual says:

    Language arts & PE 😂😂🤣🤣

  53. Homer J. Simpson says:

    This makes me unreasonably happy.

  54. Mark Adderley says:

    3:49 Indeed, if you want to get a book read, BAN IT !

  55. dan taylor says:

    I wish the UK did more satire at this level. We just roll over and take it belly up from the Tories.

  56. Madhav thapa says:

    Hope this trash D tramp, and supporting people go back to where they belong, hell 👽u aliens 👾. I love watching cnn, bbc, any channels. But 🦊 and tramp news is bad ugly and terrorist launch

  57. G. Cosper says:

    Contact Simon & Schuster to order your very own copy of the Unhideable Edition of "Whose Boat Is This Boat?"

  58. Ethan Fiske says:

    “I read the biggest book I’ve ever read today!”
    “Oh? Did it have a lot of chapters?”
    “No, it had a page size of twelve square feet!”

  59. Michael Karell says:

    That lady looksd so genuinely excited when they opened up that book. It was awesome.

  60. Laura Willits says:

    I love librarians. In fact, I married one.

  61. Betty Houk says:

    We Betty ‘s know how to get it said and done !! Betty Boop we got your back girl !!💝

  62. dsthorp says:

    Librarians and Libraries!

  63. Nevertoleave says:

    But will there ever be a children’s edition of all the conspiracy theories he has promoted? Maybe start with the things he says about his body, circle around to the lies he said about Obama, and then just about everything he’s said since 2016

  64. Tyrone biggums says:

    Why didn't you send an easel too? I thought it was going to be displayed.

  65. David Denison says:

    Great but can't you get MELANIA and GOD on more often???

  66. october71777 says:

    Censorship is a trait of the new Republican Party it would seem? Interesting. What's next for their bag of tricks. Burning books perhaps? Oh it could never happen here. It could not get worse. Glad Steven took this extreme to show what one mental midget attempted to do.

  67. Aiden Hopkins says:

    Greetings from Coeur d' Alene! When I was watching the Late Show I was stunned I heard my town in it, and this could not have been a better way to hear it.

  68. Aldous Yelxuh says:

    2:27 absolutely not. There is no way that book is 36"x 48". Period. Wait… unless Stephen is 11' tall. Then that might make sense.

  69. Christiane Zender says:

    the gestures colbert was making in the beginning, his way of talking… jon stewart shining through

  70. Ines Jeffre says:

    Have been using libraries since a child. Over 60yrs old now. Still using them. And they have evolved a lot better than other institutions. Computers, video games , films, children authors come in, adult writers speak, and on and on. For free or minimals fees!! And many on tight budgets. My gosh, they are sanctuaries.

  71. Amara Jordan says:

    All proceeds still flabbergasts me. Not all profits, but proceeds. Dang.

  72. Barbara Fischer says:

    Temporary shelter!

  73. Mark Dowse says:

    I want to read that book!
    But I'm mainly interested in the pictures………. 🤪
    Ha ha ha ha 😄

  74. Alex Landherr says:

    At 3:39, War and Peace also counts as P.E…

  75. Ellen Spear says:

    I'm even more glad now that I knocked Ivanka tRump's book on the floor at Boston Public Library. I would have stomped on it, but there were librarians around.

  76. Kirstine Jensen says:

    I ❤️ Betty! Librarians and libraries are awesome!

  77. AlbertaGeek says:

    Hiding books in a public library? Trust a Dolt 45 supporter to be as petty as Dolt 45 himself.

  78. Auburn T says:

    Good I'm glad he actually sent the huge copy to the library. Great idea. Now make huge versions of the other books 📚 the guy has been hiding.

  79. Knowledge Will Increase says:

    TV sure has gone to hell.. Every clip i see of this stupid show is about Trump.. It's should just be called Steven Trump Bashing Hour.. Who watches this garbage?

  80. olivier Bourrée says:

    Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads.
    George Bernard Shaw

    Read more at https://www.brainyquote.com/topics/censorship-quotes

  81. olivier Bourrée says:

    censorship is advertisement paid by government, idiots or both at the same time.

  82. noirettebeauty says:

    Sassy librarians of the world, keep doing you😎

  83. ra ra says:

    This is such a wonderful story – funny and constructive at the same time!!
    Bonus: it makes Orange Bob Square Underpants look silly!🤪

  84. Paula says:

    Librarians of the world, unite!

  85. cheech1us says:

    dude, where's my boat!?

  86. Gail Remp says:

    I absolutely love this. Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving

  87. J W says:

    Get 2 copies!

  88. Andrew Johnson says:

    I love that everyone at the Cordelain Public Library played along. That was adorable!

  89. Christian says:

    It sucks that whenever the Northwest is in the news it's always about some ignorant or racist crap.

  90. Dulce Casitas says:

    This vid, posted with a recent date, is of an old show. wut

  91. kissmyaass1 says:

    Seriously can't wait for Trump to win the election in 2020 and see Colbert meltdown live on TV! It is going to be epic!!!

  92. Mike Lytou says:

    3 feet by 4 feet?
    My feet or my girlfriend's feet? Or my 1 year old niece's feet?
    Why don't you people just use units that make sense?

  93. Kyle Brock says:

    God I hope they are not triggering an original snowflake crazy alt right beta male. They tend to be nuts.

  94. G Gutierrez says:

    This was a great status update of this legacy book. 👍

  95. galrjkldd says:

    nice little jon stewart hand move.

  96. ja nein says:

    Boycott–FOX–MSNBC–CNN–CBS–ABC. (why do we believe main stream polls?) Go Bernie–Go Cenk

  97. International Harvester says:

    As Seth says, "this is the kind of news we need right now!"😉

  98. Mix Pick says:

    Fun fact: Bought this book to support the charity –daughter brought it (without my knowledge) to bizarrely conservative (which I called fossilized) nana and popop. Daughter returned with book in hand saying, "they said it couldn't stay in their house." lol Moral of this story: This book will make a great ice breaker/instigator at the family Turkey day dinner!! Have fun!

  99. Christine Wild says:

    Stephen you are awesome. Will buy copy

  100. pkunkbwok says:

    3:28 defective desk save

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