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A Woman Asked Chris Colfer to Autograph Her Baby at a Book Signing

A Woman Asked Chris Colfer to Autograph Her Baby at a Book Signing

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-Chris, it’s always great to have you on the show. -Thanks for having me. -One of my favorite guests. You got to see Lin-Manuel backstage? -I haven’t yet. -Oh, really? -But I’m planning on pitching him a few musicals. [ Light laughter ] -Oh, he — -Yes. -He’d probably love that. -I’m sure it never […]

7 STUDY HACKS Every STUDENT Must Know… | #ShrutiArjunAnand #Funny #Sketch #Tricks #MyMissAnand

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Feel hungry oh too spicy.. need water now lets bring something sweet also bringing that English Revision notebook I was sitting to study for 1 hour but studied only 10 minutes cause of all these distractions so to make yourself free from all these distractions should sit for study with all preparations now where’s she […]

Denzel Washington Paid for Chadwick Boseman to Study at Oxford

Denzel Washington Paid for Chadwick Boseman to Study at Oxford

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-But lookie here. This is like… [ Cheers and applause ] First of all, I mean… Why did you — Why are you doing this, dude? You know you’re gonna lose this eventually, right? Now you got to maintain this. You got to take your shirt off everywhere now. -Yeah, you got to remember when, […]

Ching Chong! Asians in the Library Song (Response to UCLA’s Alexandra Wallace)

Ching Chong! Asians in the Library Song (Response to UCLA’s Alexandra Wallace)

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and then all of a sudden when I’m about to like reach an epiphany over here from somewhere Oh Jane Zhang Ling Wong Tinto Oh greetings Alexandra Juarez I am NOT the most politically correct person so please do not find offensive Thank You Alexandra Wallace Taylor you so feisty you so feisty they should […]

Arnie the Doughnut read by Chris O’Dowd

Arnie the Doughnut read by Chris O’Dowd

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Welcome to Storyline Online, brought to you by the SAG-AFTRA Foundation. I am Chris O’Dowd and today I’m going to read Arnie the Doughnut, written and illustrated by Laurie Keller. Arnie turned out to be just the kind of doughnut he’d hoped he’d be– Chocolate-covered with bright-colored candy sprinkles. “Look at all my sprinkles– there […]

Studying for Dream Exams

Studying for Dream Exams

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– (sighs) Never mind. – There are six trig ratios for any right triangle. Sure. – Are you studying? – Yeah, I gotta cram for tonight. – What’s tonight? – Oh, I’m studying for an exam I’ll probably have in a stress dream. – Ah, yeah. I have those every now and then. – Yeah. […]

The hilarious art of book design | Chip Kidd

The hilarious art of book design | Chip Kidd

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Hi. (Laughter) I did that for two reasons. First of all, I wanted to give you a good visual first impression. But the main reason I did it is that that’s what happens to me when I’m forced to wear a Lady Gaga skanky mic. (Laughter) I’m used to a stationary mic. It’s the sensible […]

MacBook Pro Fan Buzzing – Krazy Ken’s Tech Misadventures

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– [Krazy Ken] Okay, so recently, kinda out of nowhere, my MacBook Pro started making these lovely sounds. Have a listen. (computer fan buzzing) Yeah, that’s pretty great, ain’t it? I mean, I’m no rocket engineer, but I’m pretty sure that’s the fan. So, we’re gonna have to take a look at, take a look […]

Red Hot Chili Peppers Carpool Karaoke

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THIS TRAFFIC IS TERRIBLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FORE GET TO>> >>James: I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU. YOU KNOW, THE BACKWAYS. JUST MAKE A LEFT UP HERE ANDASS.>>I THINK IT RIGHT. REALLY? ON, CATCH IT STRAIGHT AHEAD.>>GO STRA >>THREE RIGHTS IN A ROW.>>James: I’M REGRETTING ASKING YOU, ALREADY REGRETTING ASKU. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISC. […]

Books

Books

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– (gibberish) Hello, how can I help you? – Oh, I’m just… Looking for some books. (bell tinkles, children talking) – Nah mate, don’t know what you’re talking about, we don’t do books here mate, never heard of a book here in my life, sorry, you’re going to have to go to the… (quiet jazz […]