WE’RE BACK WITH MORE CONAN O’BRIEN. STILL THERE.>>ACT LIKE YOU CARE!>>Stephen: I CARE. I’M THROWING IT AWAY. I’M THROWING IT AWAY, MAN. I’M JUST THROWING IT AWAY– HEY, WE’RE BACK HERE WITH CONAN. SHOW ME WHAT IT’S LIKE TO CARE ABOUT A GUEST. SHOW ME.>>I’LL SHOW YOU. ( SIGHS ) I DON’T WANT TO– I […]
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Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown In the great green room There was a telephone And a red balloon And a picture of The cow jumping over the moon And there were three little bears sitting on chairs And two little kittens And a pair of mittens And a little toy house And a young […]
[dramatic woosh] Books! [inspiring orchestra performance] A treasure trove of knowledge. Scribed by the greatest minds of our time. The keys to enlightenment. This is my favorite book. It’s a real page turner. Let’s see where I left off! [clears throat] Yo mama’s [censored] is so [censored] nasty and gross, you could [censored] all the […]
– For a little over three hours, my penis was on YouTube. Completely uncensored. This is my story. (somber music) – You gonna put that much on camera, what do you expect? – Oh my god, what did we just do? – You can’t just give a penis to the internet and expect it to […]
this will all make sense when you are older okay so since we’re all stuck at home right now I figured we would have a little fun together I don’t even have any underwear how would you like to go to school naked peach I don’t know where I found that voice but that’s super […]
What was that noise…. Baloo.., Bagheera.. I said what was that noise? It’s the annual peacock gathering. All the peacocks get together to dance and display and find a mate before the great rains come.. The only way to sleep through it is to block your ears. That sounds amazing. No, it just sounds loud. […]
I love honey. Yessss…a great big bees nest full of honey. We’ll have honey for breakfast, honey for lunch, honey for tea… Yoohoo!!! Baloo the Bear. I’ve been simply dying to meet you Mmm. And mmm and your name is? Bela!! Good morning Tabaqui. I was just making sure this was fit for you to […]
– We’ve shaved our fathers but today we’re gonna shave our daddies, the other Try Guys! (mimicking shaving sounds) ♪ I’m shaving away ♪ ♪ I’m shaving away ♪ ♪ I’m shaving away ♪ ♪ My beard today ♪ ♪ I hope I look like Timothée Chalamet ♪ ♪ I’m shaving my beard away ♪ […]