(pages turning) – Lovely sweater. – Thank you, this one’s belongs to me. – This sweater, now, these are. – Sweater? – Sweater, sweater. – This is something that we, that you, that you got? – This is gonna go ahead and start here and then go up. – This is very nice. – Is […]
Good morning, John. It’s Thursday March 22nd. I just mixed a misprinted business card utilization idea with putting stuff on my head. Now I have to do is put a misprinted business card in my pants and then put my pants on my head. Mm-hmm. So I haven’t forgot what I’m gonna talk about today. […]
Should auld acquaintance be forgot. And all that JAZZ. THAT’S RIGHT FRIENDS it’s Game of the Year season! Which means it’s time for us to hop on those message boards, chat about our favorite games, and tear out each other’s throats when someone expresses an opinion that is slightly different from our own. By this […]
Keira Knightley, what will be worse for you having this thing in front of a large audience, or do your sex faces? right now I’m not asking [to] do now And so please we’re just asking the conceptually which would be worse cuz dangerous dangers method you do a lot of sex places I had […]
[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME? – MM-HMM. – OKAY. LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears […]
-Guys, this is very exciting. Voting is done and the polls are closed. We’re about to announce the winning book in this year’s “Tonight Show Summer Reads” contest. Now, we gave you guys five to choose from, five great books. I’ll line them up right here. And then we have — we asked you guys […]
So originally, I was gonna make a video talking about boy scouts, because I was a boyscout. But then as I was writing the script I thought about all the fun things I did as a cub scout. So here we are! Cub scouts is something you can do before you’re old enough to be […]
www.tvsubtitles.netAbbé! Abbé! Abbé! Abbé! Subtitles – Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy – Part of the [RL] Crew (Electric whirring) – I don’t want this, Freddie. – It’s a gift. Bribe me any way you like, I’m not house-sitting. Put it on your neck, it gives you Shiatsu massage. Look. You put it here. See? Oh, […]
Good morning John, it’s Friday. You’re an author, you love books, I love books too. I read a lot of ’em, though apparently I am mildly dyslexic enough that I read at the level of third grader according to this Staples test. But listen, we’ve been making books for thousands of years now, so you’d […]
-Your girls are 4 and 2? -They are 4 and 2. -And, now, I’m assuming they’re not gonna see this film, but have they seen you on film? And how do they react when they see you? -My daughters, in general, loathe to see me on-screen. -Uh-huh. -In general, you know? I know, when I […]