– The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library is open! – Mr. President, we are only a couple of blocks away. Make some time in your empty schedule, come by! – Come by The Showroom on 14th Street, 12 p.m. to eight p.m. Friday to Sunday, open now! (expressive piano music)
Welcome… (cheering and applause continue) Welcome back to the show. Does this ever get, like, tired? Just walking around and people cheering for you when you walk into rooms? -Well, that’s… -I cheer for her. -You cheer for her? -I mean, why not? Just, like, solo standing ovations? -You know. -Well, it is Halloween night, […]
– Greetings to you, children of the world. It is I, Duncan Trussell, and tonight on “Drunk History,” we’re gonna talk about LSD and dolphins. – Cheers. – Cheers.So in 1961, Dr. John Lilly published an amazing bookcalled “Man and Dolphin.”He wrote, wow, these dolphins are smart.They’re not like what we thought.They’re not just sea […]
– I love the show, theGame of Thrones,but I hate everybody that read the books. It’s weird. It’s a conundrum. I don’t hate that they read the books. I hate that they have to tell me they read the books. You know, it’s one of those things that people do when they tell you they […]
In the three years Donald Trump has been president, America has changed in many ways. The country is more divided than ever, official government policies are now announced on Twitter, and the red phone in the White House now connects you directly to KFC. But one change we didn’t expect from Trump’s presidency was an […]
Welcome… (cheering and applause continue) Welcome back to the show. Does this ever get, like, tired? Just walking around and people cheering for you when you walk into rooms? -Well, that’s… -I cheer for her. -You cheer for her? -I mean, why not? Just, like, solo standing ovations? -You know. -Well, it is Halloween night, […]
Welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. I-I have to start with the question that has been plaguing me, the people in the building, and, like, random people I speak to about the show. -Okay. -Your name, your rap name. -Right. -No… Noname. -Yes. -It confuses a lot of people. -Mm-hmm. -Because they […]
Edward Snowden, uh, welcome to the show. -Good to be home. -Let’s jump straight into the book, because I don’t know how long you have in that secret hideout where you’re doing this interview from. -Um… -(laughs) It’s just my apartment in Moscow. -Oh, okay. -(laughter) Well, don’t tell us where it is. I mean, […]
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– The Donald J. Trump Presidential Twitter Library is open! (crowd cheers) (triumphant music) – The line is huge and rightfully so. This has been tragically, hilariously gut-wrenching. – I just always thought that he was a tad racist, now I think he’s a lot racist. – I can’t believe how wonderful this is, this […]