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Studies– they tell us
what to eat, how to exercise and which of our favorite things
are giving us cancer. All of them. But with new studies
coming out every day, sometimes it’s hard to keep up. Luckily, though,
we’ve got Dulcé Sloan in our brand-new segment
Studies Show. -♪ ♪
-(cheering, applause) Hi, friends. This week’s studies
are all about relationships, specifically
romantic relationships. Everybody wants one,
especially me. I thought I was in one
until he told me that his gifts were just Amazon packages
because he’s my “mailman.” Hmm. All right. I can tell when somebody’s
playing hard to get. And thanks to new studies, we’re
learning all sorts of things about relationships,
like this one, which shows that the only thing gold diggers
are mining for is french fries. According to a new study, many
women are choosing free meals over relationships. The study in the journal Social Psychological
and Personality Science says up to a third of women
have engaged in a foodie call. It’s when a person
sets up a date with somebody they have
no romantic interest in, all for a free meal. -(laughter)
-That’s right. Studies show
a third of all dates are just people trying
to eat for free. (laughter) So, fellas, sometimes
that eggplant emoji just means “I’m in the mood
to eat eggplant.” (laughter, shouts) (applause, whooping) (mutters) There’s only one emoji
that always means sex, and it’s the hockey net– ’cause you’re about to score,
and it’s nice and wide. (laughter) And if you’re trying to figure
out what’s going to happen to your relationship
after the first date, we got studies for that, too. NEWSMAN: Have you ever witnessed
a couple making out in public and thought, “Get a room!” A surprising new study found
that the amount of affection between you and your partner
may determine whether or not
a marriage will last. And we’re talking about
public displays of affection. They found that couples
who are overly affectionate from the start
of their relationship may be more likely to divorce. (laughter) So… PDA couples are
more likely to break up. Ha! That’s what you get! (laughter, whooping, applause) Always getting to third base in the stationery aisle
of Walgreens. -(laughter)
-Get your mouths off each other. I’m trying to pick
a birthday card for my grandma. I don’t need y’all licking
all the envelopes. And why do people have
to make out in public like they haven’t seen
each other in a decade? He just got back from
the bathroom, not Afghanistan. (laughter) Although, if you did
just come back from Afghanistan, thank you for your service. -Get it wet.
-(laughter) But if you want to keep
your relationship healthy, this last study shows
a little jealousy can go a long way. Smart device snooping. It’s something more people do
than will admit. But can secretly scanning
your partner’s phone actually help your relationship? A new study says maybe. According to a study from the
University of British Columbia and the University of Lisbon,
about 25% of the participants said that their relationship
got stronger after they or their significant other
were caught snooping. The study concluded
this strengthened bond came from a heightened desire
to solve trust issues. Ha-ha-ha-ha! (laughter) Uh-huh. Yeah. You hear that, Darryl? (laughter) I wasn’t snooping– I was
strengthening the relationship. (cheering, applause) Okay? You’re gonna complain that
I Face ID you in your sleep? Well, if you
don’t want that to happen, stop leaving your face open. (laughter) Now, if you’ll excuse me,
I have ordered several packages -to my apartment…
-(laughter) and I have to have dinner ready
for when my man drops them off. Dulcé Sloan, everybody!

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100 thoughts on “Studies Show – Romantic Relationships | The Daily Show”

  1. Virginia O'Flaherty says:

    who agrees that PDA is simple exhibitionism.

  2. ALEXANDER MONDAY says:

    Women have always did that free movie, free food, free gift,free party, free shopping, free vacations, etc. After my divorce of 21 years,I had control of my domain just like women. Iโ€™m financially successful and take care of my health and looks. I tell all women nothing is free unless I tell them, otherwise Iโ€™m just putting the โ€œPโ€ on layaway and when I what to take it off layaway. It better be there or you will be replaced. That has worked well for me for 18 years . ME TOO!

  3. shlobs422 says:

    1/3 of dates are just for a free meal. Sounds about right. The other 2/3 are strangers exchanging bodily fluids and possibly the herps.

  4. Captain Hindsight says:

    In the next video of this segment you should be sure to add who was responsible for the study.
    Sometimes a study results can be skewed because of who did it.

  5. I might need security says:

    Trevor, I love your eggplant. Ps. Your wife๐Ÿ˜˜ dulce u look absolutely beautiful, love your hair

  6. narek says:

    If you feel the need to spy on your partner, there's a 25% chance that your relationship will improve and a 100% chance that you're a toxic human being

  7. Flame Beats says:

    3:25 clearly they misinterpreted the data. If 25% thought it strengthened their relationship, the other 75% thought it made it worse.

  8. Daniel Sanchez says:

    Duce is low? Soooooo shitty

  9. Onion Sandwich says:

    Is it me, or does it feel like all those studies are absolute horseshit.

  10. TJ Kim says:

    And people still wonder why I want to be an asshole and not pay for the meal.

  11. SOUND ON STEROIDS says:

    Dulcรฉ, your package is arriving early today baby!

  12. Donald T says:

    She is funny

  13. Philosophy Gamers says:

    I had a girlfriend who searched through my phone once. Threw it against the wall and broke it. Trust issues avoided.

  14. Marit Komora says:

    Studies show, that people are more likely to believe you, if you start a sentence with the words 'studies show'

  15. D C says:

    "Ha! PDA couples are more likely to break up. That's what you GET!" XD

  16. Vegas Mitchell says:

    This is Why i DON'T Pay 4 the 1st 3 Meetings!! Tell Young Guys this Often, INVEST Half that "Dating" $$ You BLOW iN Your 20's!!

  17. Kayotic217 says:

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ†yummy yummy in my tummy is right for Break fast!

  18. LENA says:

    She's a fucking delight!

  19. Sika Antwi says:

    This was so gooood

  20. lucyluna00 says:

    Lol love her!

  21. Genia Foster says:

    Sad โ˜น๏ธ can't us women buy our own meal

  22. Mad Repore says:

    On the real. Dulce Sloan can get it! ๐Ÿ”ฅ

  23. bestdoceva says:

    where did they get the studies from??

  24. M K says:

    Foodie call. Omg

  25. Nathanyel says:

    Most likely explanations: couples that are unsure about their partners try to convince themselves via public displays of affection, but in the end it doesn't help, and jealous people might feel more secure about their partner, can convince themselves (for a while) that the jealousy is unwarranted, if they can snoop around their phone. Still a red flag, though.

  26. Prophis says:

    Sheโ€™s hilarious

  27. Gus Vasquez says:

    Dulce Sloan is my MOOD!!!

  28. abdulaziz yalahow says:

    Hahahaha Snooping on my phone ๐Ÿ“ฒ hmmm ๐Ÿค” I donโ€™t believe that period interesting lol ๐Ÿ˜‚

  29. World in RooView says:

    We need to fund more studies, so that we can have Dulcรฉ Sloan do more segments!

  30. Ross Hurst says:

    The new batch of correspondents is nowhere near as good as the ones Jon Stewart had. This lady was kinda funny tho. The hockey net line and stop leaving your face open got a chuckle from me.

  31. KAIJU MECHA says:

    My gold digger friend was always looking for free meals, some suckers like to give everything for nothing though:)

  32. swampy says:

    A recent study shows that I shouldn't worry about these things since I am forever alone.

  33. Victor Williams says:

    Greedy bitches! … this is nothing new. Females have been taking advantage of men for food since the beginning of time. It's a clear double standard! Men should go out with women just for food too.

  34. Anime Spectra says:

    Are we gonna ignore that the study said "maybe"

  35. SAG says:

    Her comedic timing is great

  36. theoriginalanimeker says:

    "laughter, whooping, applause"

  37. YaoLi Jiang says:

    thank goodness those cringe pda couples won't last.

  38. T J says:

    How pathetic is that? Do some women really go through all the trouble of getting all dolled up and meeting a stranger somewhere, just to get a free meal? That is beyond sad.

  39. Ogas on top says:

    thats y i dont take no woman out for meal until dating except light snacks lolol

  40. Gisley Alves says:

    In Brazil, we prefer rice with beans and salad; lay in the bed; watch a good movie; take a good a nice shower over SOME kinds of relationships…Greetings from BRAZIL american folks.๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ท

  41. LaggardInLove says:

    Dulce is adorable โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿฝ

  42. Christine Wood says:

    I literally went on an app to find a date one night because I didnโ€™t have anything to eat. But he ended up being really cool and I went out with again 3 times, just because I wanted too. Moral of the story: who cares why she said yes, just go, relax, and have a great time.

  43. Venus Carmen says:

    โ€œI thought i was in a relationship until he told me all the amazon packages are because he is my mail manโ€! hahahaha ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ who is this girl she is hilarious!

  44. Arnetric Robinson says:

    Good, Good Stuff Girl!!!!๐Ÿ˜

  45. Arnetric Robinson says:

    Just realized I used to be a Food Digger making Foodie Calls!!!๐Ÿ˜

  46. Michael M. Dahlheim says:

    So why is this funny?

  47. Joshua Leteipa says:

    Dulce Sloan ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  48. lamp007 says:

    That was pretty funny

  49. Venkat Iyengar says:

    This woman is NOT funny at all :/

  50. Jennifer Montgomery says:

    Thank you Dulcรฉ for telling it like it is. We need more Studies Show segments.

  51. Colin Sydney says:

    Yeah patriarchy is bad until you want a free meal.

  52. Elia Msia says:

    Am I the only one who noticed that Dulce looks really burnt out? Maybe sheโ€™s just having a bad day but somethings up

  53. Elia Msia says:

    Whatever will Wattpad do?

  54. RodeoSwappingBoogie says:

    First two could be okay. But I doubt the last one and I wanna check out their research approach.

  55. Anth Sain says:

    Foodie call! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  56. Jame Spencer says:

    Haha, ๐Ÿ† Lol

  57. chrisserrific says:

    That's just called being broke. I'm not even being funny. I've gone on some shit dates with some bootleg Ted Bundy motherfuckers when I was doing some bullshit internship, or netting $100 a month after rent and utilities.

  58. missee doodle says:

    Ms. Sloan? In the words of my native language: "Eres bien Dulce, Dulcรฉ!" Studies show that "Yes ma'am, you are Brown Sugar Sweet — and Sassy!" ๐Ÿ˜ƒ. Love it! Love you, girlfriend! [And Trevor's ok in a pinch. รœ.]

    ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

  59. Ananya Rath says:

    I love Dulce โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

  60. Beatriz Ruiz de Aguiar says:

    Love this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ”ฅ

  61. batman2683 says:

    It should actually piss men off that women do this kind of thing. Free meals? Ladies we're not your damn banks. Feed yourselves

  62. Ama Jang says:

    She killed

  63. KingpinSkinnyman says:

    That's why you don't take a bitch out to eat unless you're fucking her. There are plenty of other activities you can do besides eating.

  64. Dr Phot says:

    Ladies don't be shy send that hockey net to a nigga!

  65. Benedicta Apuri says:

    Funny

  66. May Tiger says:

    Haha damn, I almost did this last week, if only I didn't say I coming with man friend..what can I say, we was hungry

  67. Listing Characters says:

    *Straight Couples, please denote that…

  68. anas kh says:

    These studies are nothing but BS

  69. benjamin inkoom says:

    i just love Dulcรฉ Sloan so much she is the IT you know what i mean

  70. Whitney Sherrill says:

    DULCE!!!!!

  71. John Poindexter says:

    LMAO!!!!!!!

  72. Matthew Sullivan says:

    Crushing it Dulcรฉ! So hot!

  73. R Mak says:

    Loving her afro

  74. Jay Martinez says:

    ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ†=
    Fuck in ass
    ๐ŸŒฎ ๐Ÿ†=
    Pussy dick
    ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ=
    Lucky Fuck
    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿ†=
    Blow Job
    ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ =
    Sick Fuck
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿšผ ๐Ÿ•ณ =
    You ass hole
    ๐Ÿ‘ถ ๐Ÿ†=
    Baby dick
    ๐ŸŒฝ ๐Ÿ•ณ=
    Corn hole
    ๐Ÿšบ+๐Ÿฅ‡+โ›=
    Sheโ€™s a gold digger
    (๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฟโ€๐ŸŽค) (๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐ŸŽค) (๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐ŸŽค) (๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŽค) (๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐ŸŽค) (๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽค) =
    Bitch Slap – All races. (Last one, yellow = Asians.)
    ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿญ ๐Ÿฌ =
    Eye candy

  75. Samantha Brown says:

    Pda couples are more likely to get divorced!!!! Yesssssss this feeeeeeeellllsssss rrrrrriiiiiiigggghhhttt over compensating

  76. Pawe Mhlana says:

    STOP LEAVING YOUR FACE OPEN!!!

  77. Ferlin Robinson says:

    She is awesome with swag..

  78. Denzel from Washington says:

    A foodie call ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  79. silas frisenette says:

    A third of all dates are not women trying to eat for free; one in three women said they had TRIED to do it.

  80. kingofthesharks says:

    Ayyy the bumper music at 0:17 is straight from God of War 2, at the end of the "Battle for the Skies" track!
    Daily Show editors I see you =P

  81. Natasha Muhindi says:

    Lizzo

  82. TazeMeBro McCleskey says:

    That chick is hella funny

  83. @lauramoyabeauty says:

    I love her!!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

  84. Sipho Nxele says:

    Dulce, u r amazing.. i love your work.

  85. jess sims says:

    Foodie call That's me!

  86. B Jones says:

    Dulce is trying too hard. It's like the TelePrompter has in quotes (act like a sassy fat Black woman) next to the text. But she's cute though.

  87. Tica Char says:

    Dulce needs to be on more.

  88. Joe Ramirez says:

    Now that was good! Lmao

  89. Carlos Andrรฉs says:

    'a new study says: maybe!'
    That's the greatest true in this clip

  90. Idalia May says:

    It'd probably because most men suck. You know I went on a "date" with someone who showed up to the door with no pants? And I didn't even get a free fuckin meal outta it.

  91. Felicia Lewis says:

    Lol her pretty assed self…loved this

  92. Skeletorrential Downpour says:

    ye no next time my bf snoops in my phone and gets pissed off over legit stupid shit it is over FOR GOOD. if he is allowed to have more female friends than male i sure as shit am allowed to hve more male friends than female.

  93. Josรฉ Arcadio Buendia says:

    "If you did just come back from Afghanistan, thank you for your service." Wow, militarist bullshit even brainwashes liberals in America

  94. Gloria LinFamily says:

    Lol duh this been going on but it's not just the food there is more you'll get out a foodie call than a booty call, you can actually talk

  95. Grow For Less says:

    Who eats eggplant?? Gross.

  96. Victoria Hankins says:

    Sheโ€™s sooo funny!!!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

  97. 2BuckChuck says:

    the world needs more Dulce Sloan, get her on a sketch show

  98. Ida Vreeland says:

    He's great.

  99. S Karim says:

    didn't need a study for that

  100. Tina's baby says:

    Dulce is so funny๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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