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Stephen Made Trump’s Hurricane Response Into A Children’s Book

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YESTERDAY, TRUMP PAID A VISIT TO
NEW BERN, NORTH CAROLINA, ONE OF THE TOWNS RAVAGED BY HURRICANE
FLORENCE. AND HE SHOWED DEEP CONCERN FOR
THIS BOAT THAT WASHED ASHORE. TELLING THE OWNER OF THE
PROPERTY WHERE IT ENDED UP: (AS TRUMP)
“AT LEAST YOU GOT A NICE BOAT OUT OF THE DEAL.” ( LAUGHTER )
HE TALKED ABOUT THE BOAT A LOT. HIS COMMENTS ARE SO DISTURBINGLY
INAPPROPRIATE RELATIVE TO THIS TRAGEDY, THE ONLY WAY WE
COULD MAKE THEM REMOTELY PALATABLE IS TO TURN IT INTO A
CHILDREN’S BOOK. ( LAUGHTER )
SO GATHER ‘ROUND, FRIENDS, IT’S TIME TO READ A LITTLE BOOK WE AT
“THE LATE SHOW” PUT TOGETHER CALLED, “WHOSE BOAT IS THIS
BOAT? …COMMENTS THAT DON’T HELP IN THE AFTERMATH OF A
HURRICANE.” ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JUST A REMINDER, THESE ARE ALL ACTUAL THINGS HE SAID. TO THE STORM-RAVAGED PEOPLE. # “IS THIS YOUR BOAT? OR DID IT BECOME YOUR BOAT?”
( LAUGHTER ) “THAT BOAT IS WIPED OUT, OR NOT? WOULDN’T WANT TO CROSS THE OCEAN
IN IT.” ( LAUGHTER )
“TO SEE WHAT WE’RE SEEING– THIS BOAT, I DON’T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED, BUT THIS BOAT JUST CAME HERE.” ( LAUGHTER )
“AND DO YOU KNOW WHOSE BOAT THAT IS? THEY DON’T KNOW WHOSE BOAT THAT
IS.” ( LAUGHTER )
THEN HE HANDED OUT PACKAGES OF HOT DOGS AND APPLESAUCE. “HAVE A GOOD TIME!” HE SAID
TO THE HURRICANE VICTIMS. THE END. THERE IS NO MORAL.

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100 thoughts on “Stephen Made Trump’s Hurricane Response Into A Children’s Book”

  1. Michael Cullen says:

    Please tell me this book will be available for purchase.

  2. James Acevedo says:

    At least he didn't hurled paper towels at them.

  3. Scott says:

    lol so fucking good

  4. Jamie Flowers says:

    I really want a copy of this book

  5. Heather A says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

  6. Heather A says:

    God help us๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Jay Lee says:

    aw, [email protected]…..i mean….really sad….man!

  8. linkmadman says:

    I'm sure you've heard it a thousand times, but how do I get my hands on one of those books!!!

  9. shetlinn redding says:

    Where can I get a copy

  10. Snowblade says:

    Lol the moral is go vote and vote hard๐Ÿ˜…

  11. APPLE Job says:

    So who boat is it anyway ?

  12. mexicanoperronny says:

    sad as it may be . there are people right there that are die hard tRump supporters.

  13. April Sebok says:

    At least the Donald has a personality

  14. Yoder023 says:

    Don't you love this President game?
    One thing Trump proved:
    There's not a Presidential conspiracy

  15. Billaxle says:

    I just saw some weird .Gov advertisement for Rod Rosenstein. It had Goofy jingly elevator Style music and I seriously was expecting some kind of punch line at the end…

  16. Scorpius Jones says:

    Dude, wtf actually.

  17. Melchizedek Phuah Siow Jin says:

    Trump is so tone deaf. Disgusting.

  18. Jakob Martin says:

    John Oliver did it first!

  19. Jarita Gupta says:

    DT is the nearest equivalent to Thanos we have in real life. The Nuclear Codes are his infinity stones… and I bet he has itchy fingers to snap.

  20. Hernando Salazar says:

    Please publish the book!!!!!

  21. Aron Sandstrom says:

    publisher pond concerning beef captain fill snap joy loss.

  22. Raoul Fleckman says:

    Trump's comment in the aftermath of 9/11 was, "well I think that makes my building the tallest one in downtown". He has trouble understanding human emotion or thought or logic. I think that we now have to add a qualification for the Presidency. They must be a human being. I think Trump views human beings as objects that inconvenience him at best and obstructions to his comfort at worst. I don't have to be a professional psychiatrist to determine that he has a psychotic inability to feel empathy. He is not qualified to lead a boy scout troop successfully. Seriously, I think that if he took 8 – 10 boys on a hike he would not make it to the destination or come back with the same number of kids. He is the definition of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

  23. Azure Balmung says:

    The only book about Trump that Trump himself might have the patience to read through.

  24. Azure Balmung says:

    Hotdogs and applesauce? It's like someone pointed out his mistake in tossing paper towels to victims in Puerto Rico, when they needed supplies of a different sort, and then they left him to devise a new solution on his own.

  25. T laner says:

    Is it would or Wouldn't ? I forgot

  26. Neelia says:

    I despise Trump, and really believe that he is an idiot…but the media should stop making fun of everything he says…it just gives his supporters fuel. He probably thought that humour might help….he's just socially inept

  27. Betty Houk says:

    One crown t rump can be sure no one will dispute his claim to is he is the lowest and the worse President the U S A has ever had , bar none ! He makes Hoover kinda not so bad ! Funny how all the the depressions start as soon as a Republican is made President (recessions by any other name is still Depression) and thatโ€™s where we are headed ! Hoover was President in the last Depression of the 1930 s the banks failed no money where did the money go ? The Elite didnโ€™t lose their money ! Where are the children

  28. Savannah Jones says:

    New Bern breaks my heart. We are lucky we moved our boat further north into a hurricane hole. ๐Ÿ™

  29. Whocares says:

    Tronld Dump is a laughing stock of the American people.

  30. esoteric bird says:

    the moral is to abolish the electoral college system.

  31. UAMAK777 says:

    ๐Ÿ˜†

  32. Sarah MacLaughlin says:

    I need a copy of this.

  33. Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D. says:

    Every book comes with a free roll of paper towels.

  34. Kofi Annan says:

    So funny about a Nazi Rapist. LOL. United Nations. Funny funny.

  35. Mauro Godoy says:

    The Moral is thatโ€™s what happens when you donโ€™t Vote

  36. Dexter Wagmeister says:

    Omg. The sales from this book could actually help hurricane victims!!! But… knowing the president, heโ€™ll ask for a cut because heโ€™ll say there wouldnโ€™t have been this book without me… ugh

  37. mr559 says:

    This book and Trump's tweet book would be nice to have, along with his coin with NK. Historical memorabilia.

  38. Sally Nunes says:

    Im glad i dont watch tv. I dont know why this jack ass got in my recommended videos. Im not a stupid sheep that needs to be told how i should feel. And exagerate shit with a childrens book. How stupid and easily entertained idiot can become.

  39. Anne M. Harvey says:

    I think it would be better for the people of ALL of the Great Orange Oraface Utterances were made into children's books.

  40. Jesse Willard says:

    TDS,TDS,TDS,TDS,,,,,,,,,,

  41. becky lind says:

    Just pre-ordered on Amazon!

  42. John OConnor says:

    Thank you. Mr. President, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Lol

  43. seashell1286 says:

    Is this technically a history book?

  44. Marie Palmer says:

    Please sell a whole series of these!

  45. rachel robles says:

    Colbert just announced on his show that this "book" will indeed be made into a real book and will be available from Simon & Schuster on Nov 6th. Proceeds to go to at least 3 charities for the storm victims.

  46. rachel robles says:

    Proceeds go to: Foundation for the Carolinas; One SC Relief Fund; North Carolina Disaster Relief Fund; World Central Kitchen.

    Available Nov 6th, pre-orders starting now at colbertlateshow.com/book

  47. Junior Perez says:

    Whats up with his beard

  48. Rich Lambert says:

    An amazing talent holding the free world together .. thank you SC….

  49. Charles W R says:

    Stephen is a good guy, doing bigly positive work. On the other hand, Simon Cowell is a hypocrite.

  50. LokYin Yun says:

    Someone should check on Betsy DeVos and her family to make sure they didn't lose another one of their ten boats.

  51. Phillip Ryan says:

    Asleep idiots they string you along.GO MAGA!

  52. Yaโ€™el Wolfsong says:

    All proceeds will go to the Foundation for the Carolinas, The One SC Fund, The North Carolina Disaster Relief Fund and World Central Kitchen to help those impacted by Hurricane Florence.

  53. Hale Hardy says:

    A children's book written for childish liberals. That man suffered no human losses.

  54. Honey West says:

    I'm in. Thanks, Stephen.

  55. Lisa Muirhead says:

    There is no moral. I beg to differ. The moral is, stay in school kids! And also, your vote: it really does matter.

  56. Aaron Vandoorn says:

    What Such disrespect

  57. antonio volpe says:

    Love, exciting and new
    Come aboard, were expecting you
    Love, lifes sweetest reward
    Let it flow, it floats back to you
    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure
    Your mind on a new romance
    Love wont hurt anymore
    Its an open smile on a friendly shore
    Yes love…
    Its love…
    Love Boat soon will be making another run
    The Love Boat promises something for everyone
    Set a course for adventure
    Your mind on a new romance
    Love wont hurt anymore
    Its an open smile on a friendly shore
    Its love…
    Its love…
    Its love…
    Its the Love Boat
    Its the Love Boat

  58. LincolnTek says:

    Because everyone knows that there is no better food match than hot dogs and apple sauce. YUK !

  59. LincolnTek says:

    These people lost everything and Trump hates losers so naturally he is going to be a cartoon character with them because he simply does not care. He clearly cared more about the boat than the people,

  60. Synchronistory says:

    P.S. AND WHY NOT: let's also include book proceeds to those other forgotten hurricane victims; Puerto Rico … and help unify this stormy divide :-).

  61. Harlina Indra says:

    Omg now they are really selling this book and give the proceeds to help the victims of the natural disaster !!

  62. jmdelapp says:

    What, no paper towels? How are you supposed to clean up after the hurricane and flood damage without paper towels?

  63. Lynette Thaxton LRenee Creations says:

    OMG I LOVE IT SO CREATIVE.

  64. Sravya Seemakurti says:

    Hilarious. I watched this video three times.

  65. Reverend Ryan says:

    I like to see myself as a bridge builder, that is me building bridges between people, between races, between cultures, between politics, trying to find common ground.

  66. TooCoolMom To2 says:

    Thanks Stephan from a coastal North Carolinian!

  67. Johnny Scythe says:

    Did Stephen Colbert read the whole book or parts of it?

  68. Matthew Roybal says:

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen on late night! Wonderful……

  69. mick m says:

    This bit still cracks me up

  70. marcofthedead1 says:

    Its best to read it like youre reading a kids book lol

  71. Sue Marie says:

    I love the idea of donating the proceeds to hurricane relief. I just went to Amazon.ca and found one with poems supposedly written by Trump. Reviewers think this was put out to confuse the public into buying that instead of Colbert's book. I hope he mentions this on his show soon!

  72. Tru Logix says:

    Please publish and produce this book. I will buy it.

  73. RABBI Shekel says:

    why are you showing this book? now i wont have to buy it cause i read it and now my children will be SAD

  74. Skye Hawthorne says:

    Ok who is this guy who always responds to everything Colbert says? It's like he's having a conversation but the other voice is muted and you can't see him.

  75. Dan Alley says:

    I bought it. Lol

  76. thom- mark says:

    Stephen should have done the characters in "black face" , that way Megyn Kelly could read it to her kids.

  77. Youngjs 789 says:

    I want this book because I like Trump. Heโ€™s a cool guy. Doesnโ€™t put up with shit

  78. Daniel Verberne says:

    1:40 – the sound of someone whose scrotum is being pulled.

  79. Cosimo Kramarawicz says:

    The compendium of stupid Trumpisms.

  80. Carl Brand says:

    The proceeds from his other books have went to charity as well. He gives a hell of lot of his own income too.
    For instance – he has covered EVERY SINGLE ONE of the teacher petitions to the state for funds for projects in his home state of South Carolina. Teachers petition the state in a lottery to get funding. He came in this year and paid for ALL of the programs that didn't get funding.

  81. G Gutierrez says:

    This book will be found in the history section of libraries for sure.

  82. Tucker Bowen says:

    i don't know what people expected, sending Trump to something where all he had to do was express concern for another human being, something he has proven time and time again to be physically incapable of

  83. Stephen Bray says:

    All my Trumptard family members will get one.

  84. MD Khamil says:

    I love he's silver beard. Stephen aged well.

  85. Pandas World says:

    I have it it so good actually a book

  86. trainwreck told ya says:

    I miss Letterman

  87. Michelle Peacock says:

    Purchased. Mom is gonna love it!

  88. Gatsler Wingcastle says:

    I miss the Colbeard.

  89. Kajli Halilovic says:

    I bought it, and itโ€™s beautiful.

  90. Old English says:

    What a beard! Anyhoo, I wanted to share that "Whose Boat is This Boat?" inspired my friends to write and illustrate a children's book about the border wall debate called "What Walls Are For." If you liked "Whose Boat is This Boat?," you will probably appreciate "What Walls Are For" by Joseph and Marita Fox. It's beautifully illustrated and very heartfelt. You can find their book by searching the title and authors on Amazon's website, or by visiting this link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1795304103

    If you like humorous (but important) children's books, keep a lookout for "Mommy, What Does Trump Mean?" which the Foxes will be publishing next week. Thanks for reading!

  91. Jim Beekman says:

    I just bought this book yesterday at Goodwill for $2….. My plan is to sneak it into my brothers condo and leave it on his coffee table…. Bro HATES Trump!!

  92. Sedat KPunkt says:

    Still surreal that this guy is a real president of a real country.
    If that all would be a film whose story has also president in it,
    I would assess casting Trump for the role of the president would be a total miscast.
    That proves that reality is much crazier than fiction.
    Maybe that also proves the theory of the MULTIVERSUM,
    which every reality is possible and actually occurs in.
    And we are living in the crazy one…!

  93. Sigma Geranimo says:

    Lucky you, your boat is ok.

  94. ThePolarBearProductions says:

    My brother got this book for our baby nephew. My brother in law voted for Trump and me and him thought it would be hilarious

  95. d d says:

    333 am. Bam!

  96. d d says:

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  97. d d says:

    Wait till they find out you're best friends with Trump but you just pretend to make fun of him just like that other guy that has a show every day.. cuz you did so much to help didn't you? You got all that money but you got the nerve to ask your viewers to donate to Red Cross or some kind of bulshit? FEMA no doubt is b***** your b***** everybody smells all your b***** we smell all of your b***** I'm not one to be quiet that's not how I roll. And you're not anything without your laugh track

  98. Judith Jenkins says:

    Colbert is an asshole!

  99. urban cza says:

    I wouldn't trust this guy running a dog shelter, n he's running the country?

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