Hello Scholars. Look at your grades. Now look at mine. Now back at your grades, now back to mine. Sadly, they’re not like mine. But if you stop studying in a cave and started
studying like me, they could be like mine. Look at your shirt. Now back at mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in the library with the man your grades
could be like. Did you know that eight out of five dentists
say that studying in the library is 6 bajillion times more effective than studying in your
shower? Ha ha ha. Close your eyes. Now open your eyes. Where are you? You’re in a beautifully quiet place where
you can study. Look at your hand. Now back to me. I have it. It’s a laptop with access to bucket-loads
of library databases. Look again. The laptop is now a celestial sandwich here
in the snack zone! Anything is possible when you’re in the library. I’m on a cart. Heeyah!