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Melania Trump Responds To Omarosa’s Book

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ALL WEEK WE’VE BEEN HEARING SALACIOUS DETAILS FROM OMAROSA’S BOOK ABOUT HER TIME IN THE WHITE HOUSE. IN IT, SHE WRITES, “IN MY OPINION, MELANIA IS COUNTING EVERY MINUTE UNTIL HE IS OUT OF OFFICE AND SHE CAN DIVORCE HIM.” THAT’S GONNA BE TOUGH ON TRUMP. WHATEVER LAWYER SHE GETS IS ALREADY BETTER THAN HIS. ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) OMAROSA ALSO CLAIMS THAT THE FIRST LADY’S FASHION CHOICES ARE MEANT AS REBUKES TO HER HUSBAND. AND THAT THE “I DON’T REALLY CARE, DO YOU?” JACKET SHE WORE TO THE CHILD DETENTION CENTER WAS MEANT TO HURT TRUMP, SETTING OFF A CONTROVERSY THAT HE WOULD HAVE TO FIX, AND TRYING TO MAKE SURE THAT NO ONE ASKED HER TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. THE MESSAGE WAS EVEN CLEARER WITH HER NEXT JACKET: WHY DON’T YOU SEND STORMY? ( LAUGHTER ) VALID QUESTION. VALID QUESTION. AND THERE ARE OTHER SIGNS MELANIA IS DISTANCING HERSELF FROM TRUMP. THIS MONTH, AFTER THE PRESIDENT IMPLIED LEBRON JAMES WAS STUPID ON TWITTER, THE FIRST LADY PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT SEEMED TO SUPPORT LEBRON AND EVEN OFFERED TO VISIT HIS SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK CHILDREN. NO SURPRISE. SHE’S GOT TO FIND A PLACE FOR DON JUNIOR. ( LAUGHTER ) IF THAT KID DOESN’T STRAIGHTEN OUT, HE COULD END UP IN JAIL. ( LAUGHTER ) THINGS MAY SEEM TENSE. WE’RE PULLING FOR YOU, DONNY! NOW, THINGS MAY SEEM TENSE WITH DONALD AND MELANIA, BUT THEY ALSO JUST SPENT LAST WEEK ON VACATION TOGETHER, SO MAYBE THEY PATCHED THINGS UP. HERE TO TELL US, LIVE VIA SATELLITE FROM BEDMINSTER, NEW JERSEY, PLEASE WELCOME FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, MADAME FIRST LADY. HOW’S YOUR VACATION GOING?>>GREAT, STEPHEN. IT IS SO NICE TO RELAX AND SPEND TIME WITH THE PEOPLE I LOVE. AND ALSO THE PRESIDENT. AAAHHH! LOOK, STEPHEN, STEPHEN, LOOK –>>Stephen: I SEE, I SEE. THANK YOU.>>SO EVERYTHING IS HAPPY WITH YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND?>>EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL.>>Stephen: WE SHOULDN’T BELIEVE THE CLAIMS ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE IN OMEROSA’S BOOK?>>WHAT KIND OF PERSON ENDS UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE AFTER BEING ON “THE APPRENTICE”? ( LAUGHTER ) OH…>>Stephen: SPEAKING OF “THE APPRENTICE,” OMEROSA SAY THERE ARE TAPES FROM THE SET OF YOUR HUSBAND USING THE N WORD AND SACRESARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ACTU REFUSED TO RULE THAT OUT BECAUSE SHE HASN’T BEEN IN EVERY ROOM WITH HIM.>>I AGREE WITH COLONEL SANDERS, I ALSO AVOID BEING IN ROOMS WITH MY HUSBAND.>>Stephen: IS IT TRUE YOU USE YOUR CLOTHES TO CREATE CONTROVERSY AND PUNISH THE PRESIDENT?>>THIS IS LIE, STEPHEN. WHO COULD HAVE PROBLEM WITH MY CLOTHES? JUST LOOK AT THESE PATRIOTIC SHOES I WEAR! EACH HAS AN ORIGINAL COPY OF THE BILL OF RIGHTS GLUED TO THE SOLE.>>STEPHEN: SO YOU ARE LITERALLY TRAMPLING ON THE BILL OF RIGHTS?>>STEPHEN: NO, STEPHEN! DO NOT SAY THIS. WHAT IF THIS BECOMES BIG STORY? MY HUSBAND WILL BE SO MAD HE WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME. OH! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IMAGINE: ME, ALL ALONE, IN SILENCE, WITH NOTHING TO DO BUT READ A BOOK. ( LAUGHTER ) SO BELIEVABLE!>>STEPHEN: SO YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO CONTRADICT THE PRESIDENT. BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE RECENTLY ATTACKED LEBRON JAMES ON TWITTER? YOU PUT OUT A STATEMENT THAT SUPPORTED LEBRON.>>THIS IS TRUE. LEBRON IS INSPIRING.>>STEPHEN: BECAUSE HE OPENED A SCHOOL FOR AT-RISK KIDS?>>WHAT? NO. I DON’T CARE ABOUT THAT AT ALL. ( LAUGHTER ) NO. BECAUSE LEBRON SHOWS THAT IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO LEAVE HOME AND SIGN WITH ANOTHER TEAM. ( LAUGHTER ) I’M GOING TO THE LAKERS BABY ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PLEASE FORGET I AM COMPLICIT IN MY HUSBAND’S CRIMES!>>STEPHEN: MELANIA TRUMP EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE GUYS FROM “POD SAVE AMERICA.”

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