It’s Christmas, David! By David Shannon. At Christmastime, everyone always said … No
David! No Peeking! No Snitching! Those are not toys! Santa’s watching, David! Be Patient! Hurry up! Naughty list, naughty list, naughty list… Santa’s going to bring you a lump of coal! Don’t start yet! Seat your grandmother. No yawning at the dinner table. That’s the wrong fork. Sit up straight! Don’t reach. Put your napkin in your lap. Get your elbows off the table! No, David. You may not open one early. Go to sleep, David! No Christmas for you, David! Wake up, David – You were dreaming! Yes, David! It’s CHRISTMAS!