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Inappropriate Children’s Books

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If a peacock finds a pot leaf Yes, that’s a peacock with a marijuana leaf in its mouth and guess what this is also a children’s book now isnt that great hows it going guys, welcome to reaction time today were gonna be looking at some of the most inappropriate children’s books like this one, it’s a poor pussy game it’s a game inside a book that tells you “the children are seated in a circle” “one child is chosen to be a ‘poor pussy’ stands in the centre” “the ‘poor pussy’ kneels before some child and meows three times” ohhh they’re talking about cats I did not know. I thought they were talking about something different POOR PUSSY! why does that just roll off your mouth like tongue mouth? no. no oh “if he laughs he becomes the poor pussy” “if he doesn’t laugh the pussy must try someone else” why does this sound so wrong? it’s because I have a sick mind, I’m dirty minded I bet all of you guys have a dirty mind too nasty, nasty, children next book we got is titled “go the fuck to sleep” what? this is by Adam mansbach, mansbutch and it’s basically telling you to go to sleep I can imagine just like a very angry parent wrote this he was just like “my child is so annoying!’ “he never stops crying at night” “he can’t stop making noises” and this is the result, an angry parent wrote this book go the fuck to sleep the night dad went to jail ok? what to expect when someone you love goes to jail it’s a book about your dad going to jail what did your dad do? did you dad kill someone? did he stab someone? did he rob a bank? what kind of dad do you have? and why is it a rabbit? a sad rabbit what could papa rabbit possibly do? looks like they’re having fun look at the picture behind, it looks like they’re fishing you gotta love this one ”My big sister takes drugs.” I love the little brother just opens the door and just sees his sister she has like a bunch of drugs in her purse like what does she do? does she do cocaine? does she do heroin? ohh “Billy!” “Billy!” “what are you doing in my room?” “close the door!” don’t worry guys, it’s just flour it really stings my nose I don’t actually do cocaine but this really burns my nose (coughs) ohh! but can you guys imagine the sister doing that like she’s just snorting cocaine and the little brother just walks in “Marissa?” and she’s just snorting like a line of coke and she has it all over her face it’s like “billy, what do you want?” next one is “who cares about elderly people?” what? what is the purpose of this book? is this about a book teaching children to hate elders? it’s like “oh yeah they smell bad, and they’re ugly” “and they don’t take showers” “like what? you should love your grandparents.” “what is wrong with people.” Oh and don’t forget about “The long journey of Mister Poop.” You know Mister Poop? The one that comes out of your butthole? That sounded very weird… El Gran Viaje del Senor Caca *laughs* Senor Caca. (Sounds like ”Cock eh?”) Why is caca such a funny word I just like the word caca Like poop.. It’s like caca *In very weird accent*”Just took a mad caca.” “It felt very nice” “To take a mad caca” This is a book, about the adventures of a piece of turd, you know like travelling, I don’t know where, where do pieces of turds go like where do logs of poop actually go, I don’t know Someone let me know down in the comments below because my poop just goes down the toilet… You got the ‘Little monkey’s big peeing circus’ It’s a circus revolved around a monkey taking a piss in some places… Why? Why does that so weird like, this makes no sense. *Silence* Okay moving on! I’m just gonna move on….. That was a little too much pee in one book for me. How ’bout ‘Cooking with Pooh?’ You know this is not actually like poo Isn’t it like Pooh the bear? No No I don’t see this though. IT SAYS COOKING WITH POOH! but then when you look, just look at the cookie batter. it literally looks like a little pieces of shit in there you know you should get a cookbook do you wanna make some poop cookies that book has to be my favourite THAT’S NOT YOUR MOMMY ANYMORE that’s not your mommy anymore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) PFHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT it’s a zombie tale look moms gone full zombie. You know thats like a common family thing. like your gathered around, having dinner you guys are all eating, she made mash potatoes all of a sudden your mom just like ” hey Jim, how was school today?” mom? are you ok? yeah oh no im fine. how was school today? your like YO! and you just see her start deforming. like your mom is turning into a zombie. im good its not a normal thing to happen. alright we got fuck me in. ??????? i mean tuck me in. (yeah right) is it tuck me in? i cant tell! because, of the sticker covering the book title. did my voice crack? yeah my voice always cracks. no thats not okay. why would they- they delibrately hid the t in tuck me in like i know.(no you dont) Maybe its not even tuck me in. because i still cant tell I can say I-I dunno, why they have to put a sticker there? look at all the other places you could have put the sticker No. It’s like, let’s make a funny joke For us we know it’s ‘Fuck me in’ For the little kids they’re like, Tuck me in No, it’s fuck me in, little boy. Fuck me in, man. SUCK IT! Said the lion. Now suck it, cause that’s totally normal to happen in children books Suck it man (laughs) and the kids are like “Mom, what does suck it mean” Oh, wait where’d you hear that? The lion said “Suck it” to me WHAT K this one says gender differences. Boy vs Girl EHHH, WHY IS THE GIRL PEEING FROM BUTTHOLE WHAT? I’m pretty sure girls don’t pee from there buttholes. Oh My God, is this how you teach kids the difference between genders nowadays? That looks so nasty Why does it have to be elephants Like out of every animal Elephants probably take the biggest dumps and of course you choose an elephant just to like, your know, make it more exaggerated.

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100 thoughts on “Inappropriate Children’s Books”

  1. ItzNightly LunaZora says:

    Caca in Malayalam is crow.
    I know it’s in Spanish but still.
    tHe MoRe YoU kNoW

  2. Joeyyy says:

    Lol I have read 'go the f*ck to sleep'
    Its, erm…

  3. Bella Xavier says:

    In India people call poop Kaka 😶

    And I live in India…

  4. Jane Torry says:

    That's funny I have subbed

  5. Dylan Estrada says:

    El gran viaje del señor caca

  6. Dylan Estrada says:

    Entonces, tienes un gran coño

  7. Dylan Estrada says:

    Solo los españoles entienden esto, ¿O usted tradujo esto?

  8. Dylan Estrada says:

    Mira hacia arriba, bebé. Mire hacia arriba y vea a Dick, vea a Rick subir, vea a Dick subir, arriba, arriba

  9. Xela Dark says:

    In my country Romania poop is caca

  10. Minecraft Pro bro says:

    My little brother has the go the f. To wleep

  11. Laarni Noma says:

    i laughe so hard in 6:08

  12. UNBEKNOWNST says:

    5:06 MY GUY U CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW HUMAN ANATOMY

  13. gacha fluffy says:

    did you know coco

    in filipino coco is a nail

  14. PELONIS GAMING says:

    2017 Tal :- Dont care about demonetization
    2019 Tal :- Family Friendly Content (Education time w/ Reaction Time)

  15. Paige Rushing says:

    Round of applause I laughed the entire time 😂😂😂😂😂

  16. lord over says:

    2:16 the title is actually sarcastic, the book's message is the opposite of what appears.

  17. arlyn de jesus says:

    Tal:IM PRETTY SURE GIRLS DONT BE FROM THEIR BUTTS
    Me:has tall seen a girl peeing?

  18. oosha 2000 says:

    Omg I laughed hard :3

  19. Michael Segal says:

    There is another book called “The Owl And The Pussy Cat” and in the book there is one line where the owl says to the cat and I quote “My sweet pussy I love you my pussy” it’s true you can look it up

  20. Emerald narwhal says:

    3:28 as soon as he said this i thought of children in the cake batter XD

  21. Terry Matthews says:

    Ha ha ha ha 😆

  22. Casey Magale says:

    I know where poop go they go to your BUT HOLE

  23. BLUE TUBE says:

    Talfishman wants it to be HUMANS 😂😂😂
    5:13

  24. Imane Diaz says:

    Am i the only one who notice that he uses fnaf sounds from fnaf 2

  25. AJRobsessed says:

    The third one I've seen at an AIRPORT

  26. puss in night 2003 puss in boots says:

    1:25 he was fishing without a license

  27. Bonnie The fnaf bunny says:

    Go the F**K to sleep

  28. H O N E Y B L U E S says:

    The night my dad went to jail was on my school computer on MYON ;___;

  29. FuzzySøckz says:

    Why does Tal randomly have flour???

  30. Serena Reis says:

    5:16
    Except for Michael

  31. pikach torres says:

    M
    Me
    Meo
    Meow
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  32. hussayn ladjakahal says:

    2:13 At the botton it says CHILD'S PLAY Chucky killed the elder.

  33. Dedrick Luna says:

    The poop goes to your face.

  34. Bear Club lol says:

    😂😂😂😂

  35. Michelle ggcvb says:

    dity mind test can you see whats worng 👫🔍 did you find it

  36. League hunter4157 says:

    Drugs are bad mk

  37. rosannia Thomson says:

    🤯

  38. Mr Fox says:

    Its tuck me in not f#@k me in

  39. Miss piggy says:

    My name is Melanie

  40. Nice Shabbier says:

    My mom has the book go the f**k to sleep

  41. Brian Ricketson says:

    That book title is Dick and Jane I know because it is in my classroom​. I nkow wird

  42. Kevin Hatley says:

    Caca is a marry(new Zealander)word. And I'm in NewZealand rite now!!!!

  43. Hannah King says:

    most of these are inappropriate from poor phrasing and double meaning, minus some

  44. Sharmilla Ramrutton says:

    Cacacacacacacaca

  45. LIEZEL INFANTE says:

    F duue

  46. Macadamia says:

    I've read The Long Journey of Mr. Poop. It's actually quite educational. It teaches kids how poop is made.

  47. Becci Davies says:

    I read THE NIGHT DAD WENT TO JAIL it actually helps kids understand if a parent goed to jail

  48. sofia faiza says:

    Cacao means poop in italian2🤣🤣🤣🤣

  49. Vikki Russell says:

    My mum bought go the f*ck to sleep because we don’t go to sleep

  50. doomsday gamer says:

    At 0:54 I have seen that book in a store once I'm downtown and my mom took a picture of it and send it to my dad

  51. Mr. T says:

    Who cares about elderlt people is made by the person that made the addams family

  52. Clay Hansen says:

    1:20 The library at my school has that book Idk Why Tho

  53. teety woo says:

    You are annoying

  54. Giovanni is epic says:

    I have one of these books at my school

  55. KILOMENJARO says:

    Dick Is Also A Name

  56. AC Land says:

    How can you snort coke if it soda

  57. Ben Rauch says:

    In kindergarten a kid in my class was farting and making everyone laugh. My teacher proceeded to read us a book titled “the gas we pass: the book of farts.” I will never forget that day

  58. Braden Buck says:

    It goes in the sewer

  59. DeJuan Corbitt says:

    scary flying shark scary flying shark like and subscribe or it will eat you in the dark

  60. Fitz Tobias says:

    was that real cocaine

  61. Phyllis Warwick says:

    I am a 13 year old child and i am the most dirtiest minded person in my class

  62. I think sofie won the gingerbread battle! H says:

    I saw mellines marvelous measles in a library once,
    but I had no idea what it meant 😕😷

  63. UX the rapper says:

    Some of these books are photoshopped

  64. ice heart :3 says:

    I read the night Dad went to jail

  65. -Jazzy- says:

    JUST SAY CAT

  66. Kevin Lewis says:

    caca is poop in French

  67. Abigail Wood says:

    I own the Dick book thing at 6:15…. I like the book it's a fun story to read, it has little story's INSIDE the book about three kids

  68. sadbackwards is das and das not good says:

    6:16

  69. MISCHATHE GAMER 123 says:

    Kaka is sister or brother in Indonesian

  70. Auzzie Kid says:

    When the police see tal with white stuff on his nose fbi” ladies and gentlemen we got him”

  71. MalakeiFox2 Mapper says:

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    You owe me 10 dollars

  72. Alexandra Moreno says:

    I have go the Fock to sleep

  73. Gamer Series says:

    2:41 kaka is poop in sir Lanka

  74. Jillian Miller says:

    I actually read "The night dad went to jail" a long time ago.

  75. Isidro Jimenez says:

    roses are red violets are blue…do you do drugs??cause someone f**kin does.

  76. doomsday gamer says:

    hi, I'm a 10-year-old girl and I'm ~DIRTY MINDED~

  77. Jessica Teal says:

    Hey you want to pee!🇱🇷

  78. Noobie Pro says:

    I had a dream my mom slowly got sick and turned into a zombie. O-O

  79. w o says:

    ( ͡ಠ ͜ʖ ͡ಠ)

  80. TAFSTUDIOS says:

    No way but at 3:00 the pool book lidgit says yum

  81. Mizanur Rahman says:

    It goes far away till it finds a bug which eat it then the bug is eaten by a chicken or COCK which come back to us

  82. Mizanur Rahman says:

    Are u 6.3?

  83. Ricken Pohtam says:

    Please mind your language

  84. Dashtene Corpuz 2 says:

    Girls don't pee from thier buttholes

  85. floffie sana says:

    Tal: bet all of you dirty-minded some nasty-nasty children
    Me: yeah thx me too

  86. Kclar says:

    There's book called The Muffin Muncher, which is supposed to be a book about sharing.

    The title was changed to The Muffin Dragon

  87. Emily Martin says:

    The name of the book with dick is called dick and Jane

  88. InZane KaWaII Føx says:

    0:55 go tf the sleep
    ;-; I remember having that book cuz i didnt go to sleep when i waz a smoll bean

  89. Burger- Fortnite says:

    In school they read us my big sister dose drugs

  90. Nilen Darwin says:

    I've seen two of these books in this video before

  91. Travis Schapley says:

    bruh honestly how many of u didn't laugh

  92. Kobi Grigsby says:

    3:31 lol

  93. Kobi Grigsby says:

    4:09 lol my head off

  94. AJF Bigal says:

    I bet tal is not gonna post this

  95. Cute Puppy says:

    Girls pee out of the butt giraffe

  96. abby kaufthal says:

    At 6:19 did anyone realize what it says on the top of the book

  97. KikiiRClaw says:

    2:54 Poop magically vanishes into thin air, we don't have sewage systems in 2020

  98. super awesome Junior 1 million says:

    0:52 Go the F🌕k to Sleep

  99. NEBBY COSMOG Speedpaints says:

    🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  100. Kristin McGuire says:

    🙄

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