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How WWE Booked Raw & SmackDown’s Survivor Series Fallout… | WrestleTalk’s WrestleSketch

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VM: Hmmm… ‘meat castle’… surely there’s
a *heavy gulp* ‘gimmick’ there– SM: Maybe he could be a really tall castle
I jump off? VM: *quickly turns off music, struggling to
put the evidence away* “Gyah, uh, Shane! How long you been there? SM: Since last night! I can’t move! VM: Well go away. I’ve got Raw to book! SM: Was that why you were looking at Braun
Strowman’s Instagram? VM: Yeah. SM: And listening to sensual music? VM: That’s my thinking music, Shane. For when I think. *ENTER TRIPLE H, bursts through the door* HHH: VINCE… WHAT. THE. F- *SHANE interrupts* SM: Friend! It’s my best friend Triple H! HHH: We’re not friends, Shane. SM: Nope. We’re BEST friends! VM: Good to see ya again, Trips! How’s the busted titty? HHH: My pectoral muscle is recovering fine. But my – *coughs* – I mean, your – SmackDown
brand just got jobbed out. I leave you alone for a few weeks and you
make them lose six to one?! VM: You mean ‘six to none’! The Kickoff Match don’t count anymore. Raw was meant to win that too. HHH: THAT’S NOT ANY BETTER. SM: I wrote down the wrong result! HHH: *breathes in and out, trying to calm
himself down* It’s ok, we’ve still got Raw and Smackdown to do some course correction. We could use the 6-0 loss to turn Shane heel… SM: I’m the best in the world! HHH: …and *feels a sharp pain* OW! VM: Your titty hurting again, Trips? HHH: *through gritted teeth* Yeah. I’m still recovering… But we really need to figure out what’s
going on with Raw and Sma- VM: Hold that thought! I’ve got the perfect guy to numb that pain
and psych yourself up! HHH: Oh god… G: My *headbutting locker door sound* ears
*again* are *again* burning! Hey everybody, how’re ya doin’, my McMan! SM: Hello Mr. Goldberg, sir! G: “Well if it isn’t little ‘In-Shane
in the Membrane!’ Look how big you’ve gotten!” HHH: “Bill, he’s 48 years old…” G: “What’s wrong there, Kevin Nash? You look a little down in the dumps! Lucky for you, I got just the thing to perk
you up!” *Goldberg pulls out a locker door* VM: *whistles* “Now that’s a fine-lookin’
locker door!” G: “Damn right! This door is made from the purest 12 gauge
steel! The finest locker door on the market!” HHH: “Bill, I know you’re trying to help,
but we really need to get back to – *feels pain again* ARGH! OK, whatever gets this meeting going… *Triple H barely taps his head on it* G: “C’mon, Trips, you ain’t gonna get
anything from that little love tap! Hit it like you mean it!” *Goldberg and Vince proceed to start “hit
it” chants* HHH: Alright! *Triple H hits his head on the locker door* *moments pause* VM: Well did it work? HHH: …Did what work? G: The headbutt stuff. Did it psych you up? HHH: I don’t know, let me give it a go. *locker noise* VM: Well did it work? HHH: …Did what work? G: The headbutt stuff. Did it psych yo- HHH: Wait a second… I’m feeling something… I’ve got an idea! *hits head again* DEAN
AMBROSE TURNS INTO A GERMAPHOBE AND GETS INJECTIONS IN HIS BUTT WHILE FEUDING WITH SETH ROLLINS! VM: Brilliant! There’s no way that would undermine the
engaging complexity of his heel turn! *Triple H takes another hit* HHH: RAW GETS ANOTHER HEEL GM! VM: I love it! *Triple H takes another hit* HHH: SHANE IGNORES THE SURVIVOR SERIES LOSS
AND INSTEAD HAS COMEDY SEGMENTS WITH THE MIZ ABOUT SHARING CUSTODY OVER A TROPHY! VM: You’re on a roll! *Triple H takes another hit* HHH: TAMINA! JUST… JUST TAMINA IN MORE SEGMENTS! VM: There’s no way it won’t get over! *video fades as he yells this, fade to black,
white text: “10 MINUTES LATER”* *fades back in, Triple H’s last hit, he
also sounds like he’s coming down from his high* HHH: The winner of Mixed Match Challenge main
events WrestleMania. VM: Done! HHH: And *out of breath* Drake Maverick…
*pant* steals Bobby Roode’s robe… *pant* shoves it in a toilet… *pant* and just…
pisses all over it… *Triple H falls down, tuckered out* G: Is he dead? ‘Cos I don’t need that kinda heat, Mac. VM: Ha! Don’t be a silly Billy! Trips is tuckered out! And he just booked the next 2 weeks of TV!

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100 thoughts on “How WWE Booked Raw & SmackDown’s Survivor Series Fallout… | WrestleTalk’s WrestleSketch”

  1. AJ Ward says:

    I'm so happy that WrestleSketch is back after nearly a year

  2. A J says:

    Stupid shit.

  3. Adrian Denila says:

    hahahaha I miss this

  4. christina_21700 says:

    The whole Dean Ambrose germaphobe gimmick comes from his near death experience from MRSA. Unfortunately creative did a poor job of portraying that. What I would have done would have Dean in the doctor’s office discussing that and how his elbow is doing, meanwhile blaming Seth (who’s watching in the ring) for the whole thing. 1. It gives an inside look of why Dean is a germaphobe now. 2. It shows why Dean turned on Seth to begin with. Creative needs to just let this feud write itself, Dean & Seth have great chemistry so honestly not a whole lot needs to be put into it because those two are that good working with each other.

  5. The one that was here before you :P says:

    How I have miss the best segment of wrestletalk!!!! more of this and less of the other segments.

  6. William Tocci Jr says:

    God I missed this…can never not laugh my assistance off at Goldberg during the ending cut…lol

  7. permeus2nd says:

    It explains soooooooooo much.

  8. Axe Adaptor says:

    Triple H has a sweaty ass face

  9. Robert says:

    I love these.

  10. Ash Kay says:

    This is more realestic then wwe segments.

  11. Dangerdude 88 says:

    Welcome back WrestleSketch.

  12. Oneiros says:

    This was awesome, and totally Miz approved.

  13. Wax says:

    I love how it goes to classic wrestlesketch

  14. MegaMr46 says:

    Could’ve done that with Shane McMahon booked for World Cup finals

  15. Ed Hatem says:

    Could we get Wrestlesketch on a more regular basis? Or must we continue to suffer with only expecting them………………………………………..from out of nowhere?

  16. Terry Mccue says:

    In Shane in the membrane….that's awesome

  17. Mohamed Abdullahi says:

    Mine tooo missed you wrestledketch

  18. Jason Martin says:

    Finally, I've missed these so much

  19. Kenpachi343 says:

    BRILLIANT!!! its been way too long

  20. Jason Martin says:

    And that's how HHH became like the rest of his family

  21. Mashud Mohammed says:

    Glad to see it back

  22. Niko The Arms Dealer says:

    Did it work???

  23. Mark Nicholson says:

    Brilliantly funny! 😂

  24. Kay Ce says:

    It has return!

  25. Aaric William says:

    We need more of this.Who agrees?

  26. Rob Smith says:

    That absolutely explains why the shows have been garbage!

  27. Fritz XXI-TFK-777 says:

    Totally forgot this thing exists.

  28. BlindmanV2 says:

    That was awesome! More WrestleSketch!

  29. rahul mzd55 says:

    Amazingggggggggg

  30. Zack DJ Fdl says:

    Yeaaah

  31. Everett Cox says:

    I've never seen one of these vids before this is great! Going to che ck out the old ones now.

  32. Marc 'spudsy' Bower says:

    oh right so thats what happened, makes perfect sense now

  33. ROWDYtheCAT says:

    Good form, chaps.

  34. Dexx Baker says:

    Jinder vs Brock and Fox vs Rousey at Mania? You're a genius!!

  35. Micah Mcgaffin says:

    Oli……this was luke owen level bad

  36. Michael says:

    this makes sense in a very frightening way!

  37. cmonkey83 says:

    That's the best explanation for the booking I've heard so far. Sadly.

  38. Ecdub dreamer says:

    Hey Baron Corbin your geting fired by vince mcmahon

  39. kibowman says:

    That headbutt stuff is back! I died XD

  40. kevinno says:

    Oh how I've missed these! 😁

  41. Charlie James says:

    So glad it came back …It's been like forever since the last one..

  42. vaibhav wadhvani says:

    It was hilarious 😂

  43. Lightspeeds says:

    Thank god final battle is this week.

  44. Christopher says:

    Waking up to this is absolutely awesome well done boys 😃

  45. Daniel Zuk says:

    This segment has been gone for 2 long.

  46. Pauldjreadman says:

    That was a long awesome sketch

  47. Michael Burke says:

    OMG don't stop making theses. they are hilarious.

  48. L Oliver says:

    Yesssssssssss

  49. Cappy Larou says:

    You guys need some actual voice talent to the restless catch episodes… I'd happily volunteer

  50. Kain d. Badguy says:

    I just assumed there were drugs involved with the current WWE creative process. LOTS of drugs.

  51. Tzeiggi says:

    That Cypress Hill reference.

  52. Oliver M says:

    Silly Billy.

  53. Rosario_guerrero Guerrero says:

    So nobody is gonna acknowledge the inshane in the membrane lol

  54. Robbie Hyde says:

    WE NEED A SHANE MCMAHON BEST IN THE WORLD WRESTLE SKETCH

  55. shayna rael says:

    FINALLY ITS BACK

  56. yurpstarz says:

    Did it work?

  57. Brian Erney says:

    Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂

  58. Abhiram Gudimella says:

    We've been blessed by the gods of wttv

  59. Terror Attack says:

    “Lil in Shane in the membrane"…im dead.

  60. bigbabyzubas says:

    Ive missed you. Wrestlesketch

  61. 3rd Street Saint 69 says:

    Yeah! Wrestlesketch is back!!

  62. Ben-E-Kay says:

    Please do more of these. 😂

  63. Jono Wild says:

    This is great we need more of this, listen to the fans.

  64. Mark Robinson says:

    This was wonderful

  65. Locoyo2007 says:

    WTF…lol

  66. AJ Llana says:

    It's back!

    slams head

    😆

  67. ZedZe Vid says:

    FINALLY U GAVE WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

  68. MrRapperj says:

    More wrestle sketches please

  69. Anthony Norris says:

    Best segment ever

  70. Trebor Repard says:

    Yay! I miss these!

  71. Paul Martin says:

    Ha Ha loved that ep fellas

  72. Robert Umbach says:

    That might have been the funniest and most accurate representation of how they booked RAW and Smackdown the last few weeks.

  73. supermfg says:

    Where's Stephanie in all of this… She's perhaps as responsible for this shit fest as Vince is.. she's probably like "yes daddy, what a great idea" at whatever Vince is saying

  74. Pravin Kaushik says:

    The headbutt stuff

  75. bbbuster says:

    Vince loves big sweaty men

  76. WTDS Channel 13 says:

    We need more of these damn it

  77. Anomaly 13 says:

    MORE!!!

  78. Noah says:

    Well did it work?

  79. Dylan Parker says:

    so, so funny xD

  80. Spiv Major says:

    That was unexplainably funny..
    No..
    That is not a real word..
    Yes..
    I buckled over in laughter watching this video..
    #SupportWrestleTalk..

  81. David R says:

    I wish we could get more WrestleSketch, episodes. Though, the Bill Goldberg/anyone hitting there head into a locker joke is getting pretty repetitive, old and boring. You guys should do less segments with Goldberg, as he's not even around WWE that often.

  82. Ryan M says:

    Tamina…just…just…more Tamina…and…er…duh…TAMINA IN MORE SEGMENTS!

    Sold.

  83. BrandonWillWin says:

    WHAT THE…WHAT THE HELL IS GRAPPLESKIT DOIN IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

  84. Hamzah Iftikhar says:

    Lol

  85. SheedTv says:

    Amen to that @arjun Sharma. You guys are awesome in wrestle new and ramble but wrestle sketch is life 💪💪. I would love to write a wrestle sketch for you guys because i want to see more wrestle sketch and damn it olie get your jacket back!! #wtfl "wrestle talk for life.

  86. WWE entertainment says:

    Who is best hhh or Vince?

  87. CPA says:

    Shane sounds like the Dragon Ball Abridged version of Goku. 😂😂😂

  88. Ricardo Fleurisma says:

    Oooo cena

  89. Robert Chrisman says:

    The winners of MMC gets the #30 Entry to their respective Royal Rumble, but 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  90. Kooley Flyway says:

    These Guys Gotta Do Something With This wwe Comedy Thing Because is Just Funny That's Why I Like Wrestle Talk They Funny

  91. bob markiz says:

    Loved it

  92. Mikey says:

    Owww, my titty

  93. IrrSinn Rainer says:

    We need more of these!

  94. Dope Villain says:

    Don’t be a silly billy, support wrestletalk

  95. Jared Horton says:

    Amazing continuity between the WrestleSketchs! I love it!

  96. DefOfEmotionless says:

    I think this is the funniest one.

  97. DAViD BENJAMiN says:

    Awesome…it's like what it would be like backstage

  98. Christopher Gordon says:

    Busted titty. 😂😂😂😂😂

  99. LaDarius Williams says:

    "good to see ya again Trips, how's the busted titty?"
    -this will never be not funny lmao

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