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How WWE Book Seth Rollins Vs. The Fiend At Crown Jewel 2019… WrestleSketch

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VM: Hey Trips… Trips. HHH: Vince, I’m busy trying to figure out
how to book the finish for Rollins vs Fiend at Crown Jewel. VM: But Trips… Trips… HHH: What is it, Vince? VM: You know Rusev and Lana are married? HHH: What’s that got to do with anything? VM: You know Bobby Lashley? HHH: Of course I do. VM: I’m going to make Lana sleep with Bobby
Lashley while they kick Rusev in the dick! HAHAHAHAHA. HHH: That’s a terrible idea! VM: It’s Heyman’s thing. He’s got me onto the ‘cucking’ stuff. PAUL: My naaaaaaaame- HHH: Not now Paul, I’m busy! VM: It’s actually pretty, you know, interesting,
I’ll send you some links. HHH: Don’t do that – we really need to book
the finish for the Falls Count Anywhere match tomorrow. The last one went down terribly and we’re
in danger of killing off all Bray’s momentum. VM: Do a countout. HHH: We can’t. VM: Do a DQ. HHH: Vince, the stipulation doesn’t work
like th- VM: Have Brock Lesnar run down and win the
Money in the Bank briefcase. HHH: That’s not even up for, look all we
need is a finish that keeps the belt on Seth, and gets Bray back to being the biggest thing
in wrestling. Shane: Have me jump off something really tall! HHH: That’s your answer to everything Shane! VM: Hot damn, Trips! I got it! [LONG PAUSE] HHH: Well, what is it? VM: Ah dammit, I got distracted thinking about
cucking agian. HHH: Well we really need to think of something
fa- VM: It’s come back! We do a cucking storyline! HHH: Oh dear God. VM: Seth’s with Becky Lynch, right! HHH: No Vince, no. VM: So Seth wins by cuckout. HHH: Not by countout, we can’t do that. VM: I said cuckout, Trips! Fiend and Becky reveal their passionate love
affair, they start kissing and kicking Seth in the dick and no-one will talk about Rollins
still being champ because they’ll all be talking about the cuck stuff! HHH: In a bad way! VM: And we can get Lynch into Saudi Arabia
because she’s The Man. Loophole! HHH: You’ll ruin the company! VM: It’s YouTube thumbnail box office Trips! That’s how we beat those AEW marks – on
their own Internet turf! HAHAHAHA. Just a t-shirt company.

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100 thoughts on “How WWE Book Seth Rollins Vs. The Fiend At Crown Jewel 2019… WrestleSketch”

  1. Abel Flores says:

    Wouldnโ€™t be surprised………

  2. Kelvin Quah says:

    Triple H progressively losing his shit and sanity is all of us

  3. Anil Nair Jr says:

    The scary thing is that, now that this idea is out in the world, there is a chance of Vince stumbling onto it and thinking "that works" ……and that scares me

  4. The Bandana Crew says:

    Triple H should finish the fued booking, he will definitely do it properly

  5. Sunny Chandekar says:

    This gold yo ๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. Arjun Sharma says:

    Ah it's just a T-Shirt company!! *Vince voice

  7. Crystal Francis says:

    Good stuff love it

  8. Ryan B Bask in his glory King Chopper Whopper says:

    I forgot how great his paul heyman impersonation was lmao !

  9. Kashif Reza says:

    Gotta love this series!
    It's Accurate most of the time

  10. That Guy says:

    I'm dying

  11. Bullett Clubb says:

    this is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  12. YamiJK says:

    That loophole… genius!

  13. heloves23 says:

    I'll leave this comment so Vince can see it… .so bray "hypnotizes" Becky into cucking Seth thus making Bray the winner of the match by cuckout.

  14. zombieaids says:

    Why Oli, why would you give Vince an idea? With the way things are going, Iโ€™m sure there could be a sliver of a chance of that happening with Bray, Becky, and Seth.

  15. Jose C. Vazquez Weekes says:

    Insert Goldberg head bang here

  16. Deepak kumar says:

    Hey wrestletalk, don't make stuff like this. WWE might actually do it ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿค• after seeing it

  17. Gregorian Allan Heavans says:

    At 1:00 – 1:03 there are two photos of shane but the face is so identical that it looks like you switched the background. I'm impressed.

  18. Top Scavanger says:

    Paul Heyman is actually sounds like Paul Bearer

  19. Adam Travers says:

    by cucout!!!!

  20. Bharath Palani says:

    I've been waiting for this for a long time โค๏ธ

  21. neilnightblade says:

    A cuckout ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

  22. The Soul Punisher says:

    Please wrestletalk please,do these kind of videos everyday๐Ÿ˜

  23. johnnyBentonamo says:

    these are so much fun

  24. dk13 says:

    So Becky will go down that ring and save Seth for the title coz she's The Man??
    *mindblowing

    And by the end of match, Heyman just finish his introduction

  25. sensational dingo says:

    thats alot of vids in one day๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  26. Bajor says:

    Putting the title on the fiend is such a bad idea. There's a reason taker wasn't world champion much it's very hard to book his matches and feud it's even harder for the fiend. Also this is A VERY VERY VERY BAD VIDEO. I shouldn't be really surprised though smh

  27. L.J Turner says:

    Thought you were gonna do a "How WWE Should Book" at first

  28. STARREDGE says:

    Love this!!!

  29. James Maskell says:

    Oh God, don't go giving Vince ideas. While I can understand why WWE cant book a long term storyline and has to work a bit short-term, WWE wandering into this mess with Seth and Bray is just ridiculous.

  30. TheGamingProZone19 says:

    That Goldberg bump never gets old

  31. Be cool says:

    The "Heal" glove will finally come into play as bray will become normal or whatsoever and become weak and thus rollins win

  32. nishanth rock says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  33. Cosmeonic G says:

    The match won't end in saudi. It'll continue over into smackdown

  34. Swaraj Sarkar says:

    This is legit one of the funniest sketches I've seen in a while. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  35. TheJrock411 says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

  36. soapie sins says:

    Please don't do more of these Vince will think they are good

  37. Koushik Vss says:

    Beating AEW Marks on their own internet turf with YouTube thumbnail box office…… excellent line

  38. Nabil Billy says:

    Please keep on doing these sketches on a weekly basis , i freakin love them ๐Ÿ’œ

  39. Rahul Varghese says:

    OMG! Please don't give Vince any ideas with these kind of videos.

  40. Picyanictic says:

    Thank you!!! I'm so glad to see these back ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. Savior LM says:

    Had me on "Have Lesnar run in and win the money in the bank briefcase" ๐Ÿ˜‚

  42. Savior LM says:

    This might be the best one so far…

  43. Savior LM says:

    That's how we beat those AEW marks๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  44. Agniva Bhattacharya says:

    This might be the only way of protecting the fiend in defeat

  45. stemmo says:

    hilarious xD

  46. CPA says:

    "Oh god no!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  47. Branden C says:

    Lol bruh….I know this supposed to be a skit but….I would not be surprised if they actually did this. I swear we was talking bout somethin like this at work. I was playing something out that they would definitely introduce a woman into this story line but I didn't know how. But….this might have hit the nail on the head. Lol lol

  48. Americanylove says:

    To be honest at this point i wonโ€™t be surprised if the fiend and the man start dating.

  49. Franky/ QuilavaFireblast says:

    I know this is fictional and everything but Iโ€™ve never been so angry, because thatโ€™s such a possibility at this rate!

  50. Undis Closed says:

    Oli please upload these kind of stuffs regularly ๐Ÿคฃ

  51. DepressinglyLonely says:

    my english isn't that good but how in the hell can you book a finish for a match that can't be stopped for any reason?

  52. redhurricane24 says:

    How is it that the saying goes? Absolutely harem?

  53. Dark Power says:

    The scariest part is, that is how it goes in the creative table.

  54. SaGeD says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  55. Jack Dolan says:

    Now Iโ€™m gonna be disappointed when this doesnโ€™t happen

  56. Nunya Bidness says:

    That's good s-word!

  57. Akio Furukawa says:

    Because of how utterly stupid WWE has been with their booking and stories, these wrestle sketches have gone from satire to realistic.

  58. tyler courtney says:

    Loved every bit of this. Do more wrestle sketches!!

  59. Tim Eaton says:

    Easy you hope Fiend would win the title
    Sad part is Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™ll find a way to mess that up

  60. David Rosales says:

    Doesn't matter how they book it Seth sux now & they have ruined the Fiend the only way they could save him would b to give him title we know Vince is not gonna do that

  61. Empty The Trash says:

    LOL

  62. Pastechi says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ someone tag vince in this

  63. Shivam Sharma says:

    Love this

  64. ksEzombie13 says:

    FINALLY

  65. Sheridan Rises90 says:

    Actually, Shane jumping off really tall things works pretty well.

  66. Gaurav Sharda says:

    Valid point if Becky calls herself The Man than she should be there too.

  67. Dylan Parker says:

    this genuinely made my day – laughed so much :'D

    "in a bad way!" xD

  68. Sean Selsavage says:

    Wrestle Sketch how I missed you. ๐Ÿคฃ Victory by Cuckout.

  69. gruz 777 says:

    Do these more often of possible, Oli. Wrestle sketches are so funny and awesome ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

  70. Mashud Mohammed says:

    lmao god i miss these wrestlesketch

  71. CamTheDestroyer says:

    Shane is a true genius

  72. CamTheDestroyer says:

    I fear no man. But that thing…
    Becky and Fiend relationship storyline
    It scares me

  73. ItzMeAudrey says:

    Omg!!! You guys heard me ๐Ÿ˜ญ Thank you, WrestleTalk! I really missed these. So great! This is WWE in a nutshell right now. ๐Ÿ˜†

  74. miho022883 says:

    Just too many good lines to quote.๐Ÿ˜‚

  75. Pravit Key O says:

    1:01
    Shane: have me jump off something really tall

    Trips: that's your answer to everything Shane!!

  76. Simon Brett says:

    Mega lolz

  77. Julian D. Breakdown says:

    i could hear the doorsmack for 10 h ^^

  78. Brandon Knight says:

    That was the best Wrestle Sketch ever ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

  79. Jacob Navarro says:

    Glad to see WrestleSketch back in its own video. Any chance the episodes that were backloaded onto news videos will be re-uploaded in their own installments so we can have a true WrestleSketch playlist?

  80. Diego S says:

    SETH WINS BY COCK OUT!!!

  81. Mike Rose says:

    The sad part is that this can be totally real and we'd have no issues believing it.

  82. Samuel Molette says:

    I believe Rowan will help the fiend win he will probably Pop up out of nowhere maybe a tank or something like that or dress up like one of the Saudi s remember when Hogan fought yokozuna and they had a fake cameraman and blew up in Hogan face at King of the Ring something like that May happened just saying got to wait and see let me in !!!!

  83. OxideTheShadow says:

    I can never catch wrestletalk live so Iโ€™m never able to put in a superchat about this, but I felt I should just get my opinion out there before tomorrow. I think in order to get out of the event with the belt still on Rollins, and in order to get around the โ€œmatch canโ€™t be stopped for any reasonโ€ stipulation they made, theyโ€™re literally just going to have the fiend beat up Seth so bad before the match that it never actually starts. So you canโ€™t say the match was stopped, because it never started. Iโ€™m quite confident this is the route theyโ€™ll go knowing them

  84. Brian Staten says:

    Here we go with the "let's trash WWE cause it's the cool thing to do" stuff again ๐Ÿ˜‘ smh

  85. Manager_Tuck says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ brilliant

  86. The Xceptionals says:

    That's what I thought..
    it should have been Becky vs Nats at Crown Jewel

  87. EbonScorpion says:

    Triple H was a loophole away from going off on Vince. OMG this was freaking hilarious.

  88. Ace Hardy says:

    ๐Ÿ“™๐Ÿ’ฏ

  89. Biggie2245 says:

    I literally died with laughter after the we can bring Becky to crown jewel because sheโ€™s THE MAN LOOPHOLE!!!! Part that was too funny

  90. Hayah Saleem says:

    well unfortunately for Vince Becky is in the UAE rn

  91. M.S. Vishal Bhardwaj says:

    Oh my God !!! I was laughing so loud that my parents rushed from downstairs to check on me !!!!!
    The best thing I've seen in a very long time.
    Long live the cuck !!!!!!

  92. Jeremy G says:

    More!!!!!!!๐Ÿคฃ

  93. Doppelganger399 says:

    This really makes me feel bad for Triple H.

  94. John Willis says:

    I was almost sad but it delivered right at the VERY END!!!

  95. David Holzer says:

    This sounds like Vince Russo stuff

  96. David Holzer says:

    This is hilarious

  97. David Holzer says:

    You make Vince sound like a Muppets character

  98. Dragonsin13 says:

    Have me jump off something really high! Lmao

  99. Damon Kinney says:

    Hire Brazzers Vince!

  100. CamTheDestroyer says:

    This video didnโ€™t age well ๐Ÿ˜‚

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