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all of my new subscribers say *angelic singing* yeet unsubscribe 🙂 hi welcome to the reading
corner.. my channel (lol) it’s Divya G what does the G stand for? The
G stands for god-awful slogan that I started and now I can’t stop just like watching a new show on Netflix #IKeepYouTubeRelatable
or Miley Cyrus. Miley: And we can’t stop WHOA um so I went on my channel and erm fi-fi 50,000 subscribers??
ah yeah Owen Wilson says Wow that’s pretty good I would like to thank my mother for giving birth to me and the YouTube algorithm so my last video
was about it’s a Wattpad fanfic turned into a book best-selling turned into a
movie and you know what it was just a little bit too het for my liking so in
this video because 50,000 subscribers we’re having a little bit of a treat
yeah we’re we’re upping the gay on the on this video by a lot we’re gonna be
designing really trashy looking gay erotic covers. If you’re a new subscriber
uh-huh you’re in for a treat I bring all the B’s you know the banter the the
books the the Bee movie so yeah let’s just like any good projects and like Big Sean
featuring ariana grande said in the gospel and the most underrated Bible
verse to ever exist created in 2015 and his album these hoes be doing research
research research I swear she’s like this piece of hair off in the sink ain’t
come from me first no no we’re gonna go to the most reliable source to ever
exist Bible gateway (amen) oh would you look at that at 300
and 21 friend requests Wow I can’t even count to 321
honestly I know that my Goodreads link is in description below but I literally
never go on Goodreads because I don’t read 🙁 I think the fact that I’ve had this
long ass running joke that I’m a booktuber who doesn’t read it’s not even
funny anymore it’s actually not even a joke how am I gonna sit here calling
myself a booktuber and my reading challenge was one… I have read five books
out of my goal of one… oh wait I’m come on though,,, I’m- if you- I’m overachieving If- okay if my channel had a weather report it would it would be like: extended dry spells
could be the new normal that is historic here is where we are today barely
registering anything (also my 3 brain cells) for the most part seen a lot of drought in recent years
for the last 17 years two decades almost JusT lIke My LoVE lIfE the fact that I’m a booktuber who doesn’t read is is is it’s an oxymoron yeah look like an ox and act like a moron (ha…ha) gay romance find genre thank you yeah you can like- I’m – I’m only twelve
books in I can already see a theme it’s just a bunch of shirtless men 😉 it just
angers me okay like at least try to match like the colors like I can’t tell
with these covers it’s like what is actually serious and what is real I feel
like Peter Mellark right now I’m just going real or not real? Real. Someone was like “yeah Divya you
should do like a day in the life” I would do a day in the life except for the fact that it
would be kind of boring because every day just nothing ever… happens. This is atrocious I
actually I feel I feel sick lOOK at His Hand where is his hand? is it down his pants?
is it just blended away is it just Oh Mr Stark
I’m feeling so good ;o yeah let’s have like a beach background you know the sand can
get up all up in the crevices let’s go to the beach each let’s go get away .Oh
actually the worse it looks the better just don’t even try to stretch it but (it
actually pains me) skinny legend yeah the tree okay and then what else do you
need? Shirtless men we need some type of shirtless -what -. The switch when you look
at this and you look at like oh my god this is literally this is like a
metaphor for me over Christmas holidays you know I come to uni I do a lot of
walking as soon as Christmas comes expanding horizontally but not
vertically . We need to up with the gay on this channel oh okay but okay hear me out
yeah you can’t be sitting there telling me that when you saw Voldemort in a suit
you didn’t look at him and think wow what a dilf ;O you know you tell me you
didn’t look at that shiny smooth gradient egg head and think: I’d love to
lick that. Master Voldemort know I mean I mean I mean yeah this
video is about to be demonetized transformers Robots in Disguise we all
like a bad boy don’t we Not a murderer though. (If you get this v british specific reference from 2013 lmk) I am so tempted to put
like a member of EXO on here oh boy okay no sorry I’m just doing I’m just doing
research actually you know who’s actually allergic to shirts? Jason Derulo. I mean,,,,.I mean I mean okay for now we’ll just stick to you know
January February March April May June Jason Derulo HI 🙂 my battery ran out and then
it just got dark didn’t I was going through puberty but we shall continue
anyway where were we oh yes Jason Derulo (like if you have just witnessed Pavarotti) literally have Cadbury bar
pecs you could grate cheese on these pecs and since we are on this topic of
gayness I’ll tell you a little fun fact a little fun story about myself so when
I was born in Nepal the witches in Nepal cursed me. They left me with a curse
where basically everyone that I’ve ever had a crush on ever is gay. okay first of
all point in case the most prominent gay of them all that I’ve ever had a crush
on Troye Sivan. Conner Franta Dan Howell the
thing is like if I have a crush on someone they’re either gonna be gay or
they gonna be some type of gay somewhere (????????????) Cute boys that I see in the club?
and I think “o lil bit cute” Gay. Sometimes people message me on Instagram or on
Twitter or even in my YouTube comments and I look at the icon and I’m
like “oo a little bit cute” let me let me do a little bit of creepy stalking and Gay. And then the one time it’s not a dude
and I do want them to be gay turns out they’re not even gay um anyway what
was the thing yeah the fact that they’re gay it doesn’t even
matter because it’s not like it’s gonna affect any prospects at all whatsoever
even if they weren’t gay because I hate these little fangirls these twelve year olds
especially with like kpop especially and the fact that they feel so entitled
whenever their favorite is like in a relationship and then they send them
death threats and they’re like “Oh mY gOd I can’t BeLIeVe yOU sToLE My Man” It’s like girl.. these actors these idols they’re sitting
out here in the their own private jet First class tickets and you’re I’m sorry you’re in the
economy seat. You know? STAY IN YOUR SEAT. Some fans acts so childish like y’all need baby monitors
okay y’all need booster seats . Posture. right so like ever since doing computer
science I fully have a nerd neck okay I have NERD
neck and my back I- I’m about to look like the hunchback of notre dam by the time I’m 23 let me show you I sit at the computer like this like like MmM cODing. I don’t like the beach background
actually I feel like it’s just random oh no this is not what I wanted. He’s
into the dark arts you know master of multi roling you know sometimes a
little bit of a saucy snake…. sometimes a master of dark arts .. you know sometimes looking like marinated chicken I can’t decide on a title for this. We
have two options we could have riding solo because it’s Jason Derulo ;o or we
could have something like something Voldemort related you know something he made my wand levitate 😉 we need a
really really bad font. It was at this moment when Divya’s camera battery died and
she didn’t notice but continued to make bad jokes that no one should ever have
to endure. one of the jokes was about being horny and therefore logically to
conclude as a result of this ergo consequently thus hence a triceratops
hah the sand is about to get all up in their
eyes nose and lips I called this one he was a triceratop. Here are the erotic
covers. If the designers don’t try then neither will I . amazing. subscribe. please.
feed me. okay thank you for sticking around. That’s it. Content. Yeet

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100 thoughts on “how to design a trashy gay romance book cover”

  1. camryn the person says:

    the g stands for gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

  2. Lenny Gonzalez says:

    If you haven’t read the book “The Unbecoming of Mara Dyer” I highly recommend it. It’s ya but I’m a 21 year old college kid and can still enjoy. The writing is pretty advanced and she uses unique writing tools and without giving to much away the main character is an unreliable narrator. Not gonna lie when the romance is beginning it’s a little bit typical ya but if you stick with it to about mid novel the tone changes. It’s great probably my fav book of all time 😬

  3. Tilly says:

    all my new subscribers say… beeeeaat the meeaat

  4. Jasmijn Zandinga says:

    Yeet

  5. Halcyon Claire says:

    this is what macklemore died for

  6. London Ashley says:

    I’ve been subscribed for a while. I still check to see if you’ve actually added a g in your username. 😂

  7. Franx Ziaziko says:

    Help! My Stepdad's a Werewolf!
    Take it as you like

  8. Z.Z. Rose says:

    voldemort x jason derulo is the pairing we need

  9. Bebe Fry-Younge says:

    The fact that Ralph Fiennes plays Voldemort means I have to agree with you. Full on daddy there. With a beard, he's even better.

  10. the groupie says:

    the 'g' stands for gay-versity! 😂😂😂

  11. Isobel Eppen says:

    does the d in voldilfmort stand for dark lord?

  12. Evelyn Sauls says:

    You could have gone with "My HOE-cruxes" and had so many hotties falling for our bad boy Voldemort

  13. Jane H says:

    you attract The Gays

  14. Coco Daisy says:

    Notice how like 80% of the example books were written by women lol

  15. Melissa Aguilera says:

    This is the best cover you've designed so far, well done!

  16. Ifra says:

    8:29 i cant believe how relatable this is especially w Troye and connor

  17. Permanent State Of Awe says:

    I gave out a pained wheeze and my aunt asked if I'm okay.
    I'm not.
    G stands for Gay is Not a Color, It Is a Feeling (of angsty ero teen love)

  18. floralbookay says:

    GIRL have you read any Chuck Tingle books? Because "He Was a TriceraTOP" legit sounds like something he would write. At the very least, Google him and look at those covers; you're in for a TREAT

  19. mmm whatcha say says:

    Triceratops had me choking with laughter

  20. viviane says:

    design a movie poster nexttt

  21. Slippery_ Slope says:

    U sure know about books

  22. kosuke says:

    yEeeEEEeEEeeEEeeeeEEEeEeEeeeeEeEeEeeeTTT

  23. kosuke says:

    #VolDILFmore

  24. ayah h says:

    im dead this bitch did not just say Voldemort was a dilf

  25. Aline Coutinho says:

    Oh my, I thought this Chanel had more subs, now I'm speechless, not that is bad, no, is more of, the presence you've got, hope you keep growing G

  26. santanasg says:

    The g stands for god didn’t give me enough creativity to come with a divya worthy pun

  27. ryanbaldi says:

    when i saw voldemort in a suit for the first time i no joke screamed bc i was so terrified

  28. Sitian Huo says:

    1:42 you had such a good chance to say “boners”

  29. KingSeaKaiju says:

    Yet

  30. Emily Gingrich says:

    TriceraTOP. Dead.

  31. Iota Starr says:

    My erotic lesbian fic would be called "She Yeeted my Fetus"

  32. Zap says:

    g stands for gay this time

  33. Jessi H says:

    YeeeeweAaaaaeet

  34. beng says:

    Some wattpad authors can do better tbh… SOME!!!

  35. AlphaNathan Online says:

    YEeeeEeeeeEeeeEeeEeeEeeeet

  36. foul fiend says:

    thank you for your service, gurl

  37. Randomly Bored ? says:

    #VOLDILFMORT

  38. yaboiMagnus says:

    i've also crushed on dan.
    however i am a dude so pfft.

  39. Kelsey Kay says:

    i made an actual youtube account so i could tell you you could have called it riding voldo. have a great day!

    (maybe my erotic novel would be a companion novel to “He made my Wand Levitate” called riding voldo, the story of he made my wand levitate told by jason derulo)

  40. Carbon2861996 says:

    What does the G stand for? More like whom does the D stand for. HAH!

  41. Jessica says:

    TriceraTOP, I'm crying

  42. non says:

    I’ll say yote because I’m old I guess

  43. Space Jace says:

    that joke about reading 1/5 books literally made my cackle for 30 seconds straight which in turn made my cat leave the room fdjkfjsdfhkdsjhfjsd

  44. Anneleen Roesems says:

    never felt so called out when you talked about nerd neck

  45. Alexandra Adams says:

    Nothing like entitled twelve year old to ruin your day.

  46. Alexandra Adams says:

    "If you were to write an erotic gay novel, what would it be called." It's called Sugar Daddy and I wrote it when I was 13. I got 50k view on it and it's still growing so-

  47. Chew Arts says:

    mR stArrrrrk, I f33l so gOod
    Subs and turns on notifications

  48. Lillian Glover says:

    when I was 7 all the kids In my class had a crush on my jazz teachers kid. I was just like bro stop he's 18.

    I'm pretty sure I was the only one that met him and he was the most boring dude you could ever meet

  49. mud says:

    oh my god i'm so glad that your channel exists

  50. CMAQ says:

    The g stands for gay friend material

  51. CMAQ says:

    Dan Howell is bisexual. It was confirmed. You still have a chance.

  52. Gabriel Mclaren says:

    New subscriber here ggggggggggggeeeeeeeyeereee

  53. Gabriel Mclaren says:

    New subscriber here ggggggggggggeeeeeeeyeereee

  54. hongjoong's iconic laugh says:

    the g stands for go stan exo y'all

  55. Morgue says:

    why am i here

  56. Searching For Knowledge says:

    Poster looks like a damn malteaser.

  57. Firpetal // says:

    Tbh, divya was the one who started all these cool editing shit WAY before people like Emma chamberlain came onto this platform. Divya is the original g. We love u divya ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  58. euclidshel says:

    It’s not a Wattpad fan fiction without harry styles

  59. Shakira's Hips Lied says:

    The g stands for Sister still needs therapy

  60. Eli Reinhart says:

    Sis really out here putting Voldemort and Jason Derulo together… iconic.

  61. its_ sja says:

    Never been happier to click on a recommended video
    😂😂😂

  62. slurper dubz says:

    The G stands for the GOOD SPOT

  63. Yuya Saladbar says:

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

  64. Wishfuldiasy123 says:

    Taeyang still looking hot even on a trashy cover 😂😂

  65. Tux_xox 2 says:

    Finally a video that's usefull

  66. Brydie Ellise says:

    You should’ve named it ‘the snake in me’

  67. blue says:

    got two gay ads

  68. corporal dickmunch says:

    I get most of my queer books off of Lesbrarylinks because everything there is 👌 quality gay

  69. Nope G says:

    Your humor reminds me so much of my best friend…

  70. Alex L says:

    YeeeeeEEEeEeEeEeaeaeaeaeeaaeaeaeaeaEeeeEeeEEEEeseeEEEEaeEeEaeaeaeaeaeettT

  71. Cal H says:

    yes Chuck Tingle

  72. Beatrice Lilly says:

    Can you try to do a good trashy ya cover?

  73. hope heartflia says:

    I would LOVE if everyone I've ever had a crush on was gay

  74. piut tuah says:

    fluffing his pillows

  75. Logan Elijah Bennington says:

    'Nothing Ever Happens' is seriously the worst name for a book

  76. Aggie Booth says:

    We're upping the GAY, BI alot

  77. Lily S. says:

    I have the exact same curse. It doesn't matter who I date, they all end up being gay and coming out after being with me 🙁

  78. Caramel the cat says:

    I know I'm late but

    The g stands for god, you used the spanish translator? I'm spanish!

  79. Tdog says:

    I'm honestly surprised that you're still not a big deal in youtube

  80. Miss Anthropy says:

    fuckin slamming that like button so fast #voldilfmort indeed

  81. Pop Unicorns says:

    My new favourite thing in this world is non-English mechanic voices reading English text. Thank you.

  82. Simply Libby says:

    voldemort in a suit is iconic

  83. Maggie Jenson says:

    Yee
    EeEE eeeeéT
    eeEe

  84. Valeria Pérez says:

    ~yeeEeeEeEEeEEEEeett~

  85. gracie flores says:

    YYYYEEETTTT!♡

  86. João Victor Pacífico says:

    I'm an author who doesn't read. But your case is much worse.

  87. Heccin' Ifel says:

    Make sure you make a video about founding father fanfiction lmao

  88. Claire Saunders says:

    10:37
    me

  89. II Fangirl II says:

    Hey Divya! Can you make a video where you make a trashy creepypasta cover? I would enjoy that!

  90. Thracian says:

    9:19 I think "Obedience Training" caught your eye there and you got lost in it lol.

  91. V H says:

    Title idea: Ride On My Magic Wand

  92. Anne Silva says:

    We usually forget Voldemort is played by Ralph Fiennes who is the ultimate zaddy, especially in that movie he made with JLo "maid in Manhattan" hair and a nose do wanders for him.

  93. LacerationGravity says:

    you predicted Dan being gay wow

  94. Mayuri Tathe says:

    She is PewDiePie

  95. Alexis Grey says:

    I just love you and all your brilliant sarcasm and dry humour.

  96. Nandasomethingelse says:

    Dan howell came out as gay…..the curse is fuck*ng real

  97. Alexis Grey says:

    One could be about a guy and a burglar, 'he came in my back door'.

  98. princess leia says:

    isn't jason derulo part of nct tho

  99. Rich Light says:

    You can creepy stalk me and like me , you will find out I'm extremely straight …. unless your curse turns me gay…… maybe don't look in to me 😂🤣
    No I could only be gay if I was a woman…. women are works of art…. kind of like you….. men are stumbling , bumbling , strange unattractive, flop out messes… lmao . . .
    Women on the other hand. … a smart, well spoken, woman with beautiful eyes, the body and face of a goddess , (no flopping mess if you catch my drift 😂🤣) beautiful thoughts , and drive……. nothing on the planet that can compare. A smart well spoken woman is as rare as finding buried treasure. . . . That's why I dig YouTube. Every so often I stumble upon a hidden gem. . . Like Savannah Brown , or maybe ……….. You for example.

  100. Kayte Weeks says:

    Peak internet.

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