– (gibberish) Hello, how can I help you? – Oh, I’m just… Looking for some books. (bell tinkles, children talking) – Nah mate, don’t know
what you’re talking about, we don’t do books here mate, never heard of a book here in my life, sorry, you’re going to
have to go to the… (quiet jazz music) What sorta books you after? – (Laughing) Wouldn’t you like to know? – Wouldn’t I like to know? (exhales) You, you really are a
piece of work aren’t you? – Yeah, maybe I’m a piece of work, yeah, maybe I’m just looking
for some books mate. – Follow me. (shuffling and whispering) – Well well well, what have we got here? – What’s it bloody look like mate? – Oh gee, I don’t know, is it a book? – You keep your fucking voice down. Someone’s going to fucking hear ya. – (whispered) I’m sorry, I’m sorry. – This is a bloody book mate.
– It is a bloody book mate. – Show me a page from the book. – I can do that, I can show
you a page of the book. – (whispered) I am
tingling with anticipation. Jesus. – Anything else you wanna see mate, anything from me (beep) book? – (whispered) I would love to know how many pages are in that book. – Pages? There’s no way of knowing. They’ve not found a way
to do it, there’s no way. – [Mark] The technology
hasn’t been invented. – I reckon over a billion. – Yeah probably, Jesus. – A billion pages.
– That is so many. – Are you boys looking at books? – Nah mate, nah, definitely
not looking at books mate. – Yes we are.
– Yes we are looking at books. – Well, mister bookworms, you like books, have you heard of computer? – Computer? Excuse me?
– I’ve never heard that word. (Synthetic music)
– This is computer. (music stops) – [Broden] Oh, what the heck… – [Mark] Oh, my, god. (children talking, shouting,
breaking computers.) – G’day boys. (bass guitar riff) – Are you a cop? – (laughs) No, no, I’m not a cop. – Okay, but are you a
mole? You wearing a wire? – No, I’m not wearing a wire. See? – Checks out. Welcome. – Boys… I am a cop. – [All] Oh no. – And you are under arrest. (gasps of disbelief) – Where’s he going?
– He’s off. (mumbling) – Too much computer.

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100 thoughts on “Books”

  1. Aunty Donna says:

    Are you signed up to our mailing list? Make sure you do for all the hot scoops on all things Donna. No hot scoops of ice cream though, we tried that once and it was just messy.

  2. jenkseboy says:

    The end where the cop walked out is how I feel during all of Aunty Donnas bits.

  3. The Very Least Person says:

    Is it reasonable to thumb down a video because of all the bad jokes in the comment section?

  4. Anime foxy says:

    Man i love this channel

  5. yusefdoodie says:

    I love how upon seeing the title of this video, I just sorta whispered to myself "wot koinda books you lookin' for" in a gurgly Aussie accent.

  6. DarkKingBowser says:

    Ending was pretty anti-climactic…

  7. Ricky Pazer says:

    I lost it at the glasses

  8. Jack Clay says:

    I'd like to hire the three of you to be my weird Australian dads

  9. RoasterMcdougalify says:

    Shout out to inner circle. Broden wants to make you sweat.

  10. CrackerMilk says:

    Closest thing to a fever dream I'll ever experience.

  11. Larry Miller says:

    I like to imagine this is crazed fans breaking into the house of a 100 year old George R.R Martin

  12. The Ask Trixie Channel says:

    Is he…. singing Inner Circle's "Sweat"?

  13. jessie batkin says:

    how fucking stoned are you guys

  14. Nick says:

    Is this just Fahrenheit 451?

  15. Frig man says:

    Can we have a full version of the song Broden was singing at the start?

  16. Rob Muller says:

    Broden Marley

  17. WantEpicMusic says:

    Just wait until these guys find out about e-books

  18. duujo says:

    I would like to see behind these scenes.

  19. GreyGoo says:

    This is some next level "Oh my godness!"!

  20. Landmine 3456 says:

    That police officer is tripping balls

  21. Brandon Duffy says:

    what just happened and why

  22. signifi delica says:

    That ending was one of the more hilarious things I've seen in many years.

  23. Cassandra says:

    Shaun was a nice surprise. Thanks Shaun

  24. signifi delica says:

    why does australia have the same exit signs as japan

  25. Bella pozzi says:

    Glad the Australian tax dollars are being spent so well 👌🏼

  26. weezy says:

    You funny cunce

  27. Dinosaurs& Unicorns says:

    Ey you legends got Shaun on! Love me some books

  28. Rebellious Nacho says:

    Holy fuck, ya got micallef!

  29. Undead_Assasain says:

    Great content, this stuff is hilarious!!

  30. Spoopy Cat says:

    I get so confused by these videos but can't help watching them

  31. KiK D says:

    Can Zach please wear his pants higher. Thank you.

  32. drumsnbikes says:

    There's not nearly enough Shaun these days.

  33. Bob says:

    ask me about books

  34. Equinox Band stuff says:

    We need more cops like that in the community

  35. James Martin says:

    Literally can’t work out the song Bro is singing at the start…. lend a hand?

  36. MaxMade says:

    Sooooo goood

  37. S Smith says:

    love Shaun Michael F

  38. Dan - says:

    Why is Broden a ghost in the thumbnail?

  39. 893zero says:

    Flips collar*

  40. DJ Diddly says:

    this is definitely going in my top 10 fortnite kills list

  41. Thomas Winski says:

    If anything, I wanted Broden to have more glasses! 😂

  42. Bricex17 says:

    Is this a metaphor for drugs or porn?

  43. surfinmuso says:

    Micallef stuff usually much funnier-this was lame

  44. Jakub Gac says:

    What is that song Broden is singing right at the start? I can’t place it.

  45. Tim says:

    It would have been so much fun to work with Shaun Micallef.

  46. Jules Blackwater says:


  47. rockwallaby23 says:

    Has Shaun Micallef been talking to the cops mate?

  48. WilliamB says:

    Like how he wears a pin saying "ask me about books"

  49. Nu Vagus says:


  50. magnus andersson says:

    2:02 the awe that broden speaks in cracks me up

  51. madarichards says:

    Hi… ,I'm Shawn….. I'm Mr little fucking fucks, this is maths kiln.

  52. max stevens says:

    this felt like a david lynch film

  53. Jack Meredith says:

    "Lubba-Lubba-Low A-Lubba-Lubba-Lub-Lopey-Lope-Lope-Lope" Love that song

  54. Indiana Summers says:

    This has that “Masturbating in a Tent” energy and that was my introductory episode so it makes me very happy.

  55. Ridefixie ridefixie says:

    That was great!

  56. AuraOfFloof says:

    I heard that Mario "doh". 2:14

  57. exannuc says:

    Shut up and have more book

  58. florangeorange boy says:

    a luba luba lob
    e lobe lobe

  59. Dan says:

    Every second of this sketch was a fucking rollercoaster.

  60. Crumpet man says:

    He took off his glasses and then put it in his shirt pocket
    In the next 10 seconds he then takes of his glasses and then put it in his shirt pocket

  61. Natalie says:

    0:22 When you’re up to some seriously sick, shady stuff that you take your glasses off three times

  62. lgerback34 says:


  63. Helen P says:

    This is com pew ta.
    This. IS. Com pewHHH ta.
    AwwwWWw wot thuh…heck
    AwH — mUh —- GOHHH

  64. Gey Seaman says:

    Mark "The Australian 'Charlie Day'" Bonanno

  65. Mandingus says:

    3:01 When you activated No Wanted Level in GTA.

  66. OK Champ says:

    Tom at 1:46

  67. Clint Fletcher says:

    Legend!! Aunty Donna series! Now!!

  68. scruffydog101 says:


  69. Unwoven Sleeve says:

    How the fuck did you get Shaun Micallef to agree to this?

  70. Jory Mayer says:

    0:30, broden taking his fucking glasses off twice. I'm dying.

  71. Brick says:

    Shaun is just a younger John Cleese

  72. Ben Stevens says:

    I need some of them books.

  73. DK Ting says:

    what a cop out of an ending

  74. soneelita says:


  75. Threelly AI says:

    I hate it when this happens…

  76. 40 Plus Gaming says:

    You guys are funny as %$#%#, love your sense of humor.

  77. LUCCY says:

    My lord I love aunt Donna. They never run out of these funny shits. It feels like yesterday when they did aunts Donna 1999

  78. magikaru says:

    Wow, you guys have just created one of the best videos on the internet.

  79. 4akat says:

    The best. The best going right now

  80. Trivvy says:

    I think he actually broke at 0:31 and they decided to just work it in rather than do a retake lol

  81. Trollie says:

    "God has cum?" – Am I hearing this right?

  82. Ben Cook says:

    One of my new favourites

  83. EinerJeti says:

    is this a cowboy?

  84. IN5T1NCT66 says:

    the glasses thingy Great ! haha

  85. Nowhere Sam says:

    Sweat by Inner Circle! What did I win?!!

  86. Schmericks says:

    just noticed the MacOS on that pc lmao

  87. JewTube says:

    awesome to see Shaun Micallef, the mans a legend

  88. no just no says:

    Love that the computer's running Mac OS

  89. Bianca H says:

    I used to hate Coles adds….
    I just saw Borden on a coles add.
    I love coles adds.

  90. temomemo says:

    huooooh what the…heck

  91. Toby Wood says:

    Pulling the big leagues with Shaun Micallef.

  92. Kris G says:

    Shaun Micallef deserves so much better.

  93. 花Illmarë says:

    Is that Shaun Micallef? 😂😂😂

  94. Ethan K says:

    Lmao wild Shaun micaleff

  95. Vidler13 says:

    Holy shit – this sketch is literally the plot of Franz Kafka’s ‘The Trial’

  96. UncontainableJaleb says:

    That cop looks really familiar

  97. 4akat says:

    ghod damn they ghoood

  98. Sean Huggan says:

    Has no one else noticed Brodens badge saying ask me about books or was it just too obvious for anyone to mention.

  99. DeJake says:

    Take a shot every time he takes off his glasses

  100. Gman Kass says:

    He took his glasses off like 3 times at the start

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