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– [Paco] Arden, do you need help? Do you need a hand? -[Arden] No, ew, don’t touch me. Ah! Get away from me! – [Paco] So, there’s two beds we’re putting our bag on one and me and Ryan are sleeping together on the other. – [Ryan] Yep. – [Paco] Look at that face. He looks disgusted, he looks– (Ryan in the background: We’re just going–) – [Ryan] I’m going to sleep over here. (Paco laughs) – [Paco] Are you ready? Look at all these. – [Ryan] That’s easy, dude. Give me a real challenge. – [Paco] So Ryan what’s your secret to signing? – [Ryan] Um, just make every one different. – [Paco] Oh, so it’s unique. – [Ryan] Yeah, see people, what they normally do is, have the same signature for everyone. I actually care, so I always change it. – [Paco] Alright, so who are these people? – [Arden] Oh my cousins. – [Paco] This is my favorite cousin right here. Boom look at these crocs. – Fist bump! (cheers) – [Ryan] One of them, I’m going to sign Paco and I’m going to like, just spit on it. – [Paco] They’re going to be like, “Ew, Paco!” But when they watch the video, they’re going to be like (Ryan chuckles) “Ryan spits on here?! I’m just going to smell it,” smells sugar-free Red Bulls. – [Ryan] Alright, done. I’m going home. (fans cheer) – [Ryan] Yeah you should get that. – [Paco] Nah I’m getting you man. – [Paco] I’ma say, “Who’s ready to see Ryan?” And then you guys, obviously, scream, right? That’s not that hard. – [Paco] Who’s ready for Paco?! (fans scream) – [Girl] Hi! -[Ryan] Hi, how are you? -[Girl] Good, how are you? -[Paco] It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s fine. Are you happy? Are you happy though? – [Paco] He’s freaking out. Breathe! Breathe dog breathe! You gotta breathe! Oxygen! (fans cheer) – [Paco] We’re gonna meet some fans outside, so that’s cool. My dude came in with the crocs! Looking super clean right now! Shoutout! That’s what’s up. Clean gang. – [Paco] (singsong voice) Who’s in town? Look who’s in town! Everybody! That’s because Auntie Lucy’s in town. (laughter) (rap music) – [Paco] All right Ryan. First day is done. Stop watching my YouTube videos dude I know I’m funny. – [Ryan] This is the first thing that just popped up on my Twitter. And I’m mad. – [Paco] (laughs) That’s me dude! – [Ryan] Look at where he is, though! He’s outside, not at the meet-and-greet where he’s suppose to be. (flashback) – [Ryan] Oh, and look where the camera is, that’s suppose to be recording the whole video. Right here! Right. Here. – [Paco] I, you know, I didn’t want to say no to fans! – [Paco] Good morning Ryan! Dam look at those back muscles! You ready? Chicago! Why do you look so sad all the time? (Ryan chuckles) – [Paco] You should be happy — you’re hanging out with me. (Ryan sighs) Yep. (Paco and Ryan laugh) – [Paco] So we just landed in Chicago. – [Ryan] We gotta go, we’re late. – [Paco] We’re late? – [Ryan] Yeah. (Paco laughs) – [Paco] We have no time to film. Always have time for a French fry though. – [Paco] So Ryan’s hard at work. Just imagine him doing this for another hour. – [Ryan] Time-lapse. – [Paco] Time-lapse. Just imaginary time-lapse ’cause I actually have to help him out. (Imaginary Timelapse music) – [Paco] Dude, you gotta hurry up. You should really… book it. – [Ryan] Hey mon, come on. – [Paco] So a lot of times you’ll see when there’s a long line, they do a montage where they run by, and get everyone on camera but, I’m way to lazy for that, so… What’s up guys? (fans cheer) – [Paco] Yo what’s up Chicago?! (more fans cheer) – [Paco] Look at that butt, (cue laughter) yeah, that Ryan booty. (sighs) I’m definitely putting that in. (fans screaming, “Hi Ryan!”) (fans screaming) (music) (Paco laughs) – [Ryan] Hey how’s it going? – [Man] Thank you. – [Ryan] Thank you. Stop messing around, will ya? (Paco laughs) (Paco laughs in surprise) – [Paco] I promised that if she made a shirt of my face on it, I’d follow her. – [Ryan] Hey — I don’t know about this one. Oh my gosh — I can’t believe you actually wore it. – [Paco] Wait, hold up, hold up, you got the crocs with the fur? Who are you, what’s your name? – [Girl] Jessica. – [Paco] Jessica, why are you my best friend right now? Just like, hold it right here real quick, – [Paco] How are you feeling sir? – [Ryan] I’m ready to start this. Let’s do this thing. (Paco laughs) Start round two? – [Ryan] Yeah. – [Paco] I’m dying so hard, Ryan’s not — it’s like 1:30 A.M., and Greg, in our group text, is just sending hella old clips, making us laugh. Wait, I just wanna show the one picture of Arden — is that Arden’s brother, right? – [Ryan] Yeah. – [Paco] It’s Arden’s brother but looks just like Sean! (in hysterics) – [Paco] Don’t make me play the taser one. Alright, this video is literally the first, like, within the first two days that I moved to Vegas. I moved to Vegas in February of last year, it was right after Will’s birthday, and Ryan gave Will a taser for his birthday. And Ryan just messes with me and they always send this clip to me to tease me. (repetitions of Paco screaming) – [Paco] That Sean face though! (music) – [Paco] All right, so yesterday I made the accident of Snapchatting that we were leaving a flight, and there are some fans that waited for Ryan at our arrival. So, I know not to do that ’cause some of you guys are crazy! – [Paco] So, we just landed in Austin, and we are about to meet up with a very special friend. – [Ryan] Take one guess. – [Paco] He literally just rolled up, right here. – [Man] I’m going all the way around — Hi YouTube! (laughter) – [Paco] Oh who is this? Who is — Ooh! – [Kevin] What is that camera? – [Paco] Friend! Long time no see, sir! – [Ryan in the background] Have you even seen him before? – [Paco] Right here, last one! – [Ryan] This one is to Kevin. – [Paco] Oh my gosh. – [Ryan] This is my real writing. This is when I take my time. (drawn out) Kevin. – [Paco] Wait a minute, who are you? What are you doing here? – [Paco] Dude Ryan, look, no one showed up! – [Ryan] I know, thank you guys so– – [Paco] No one showed up Ryan! (fans greeting Paco) This Line Is too Long it’s lighted – [Paco] Look at this. Look at this line! I’m going back, I’m too tired. (music) – [Paco] Everyone likes taking pictures with Ryan, and sometimes, they ask me and, I, I don’t look as good as Ryan, so you got to make ugly faces to make up for it. – [Paco] How, was it? Ooh, look at that sweat mark! Right here, sweat, sweat. – [Ryan] Look at this — — at the back. – [Paco] Ooh, sweat. – [Ryan] Boston man, just how they do it here? – [Paco] Houston is worst, Kev said! – [Kevin] It is. – [Ryan and Kevin together] It is. (music) – [Paco] Bright and early and back at it. It’s another routine. – [Paco] Dude, my favorite store. My favorite store, oh my gosh. Oh baby. – [Paco] So we just got into our room, and I think this is a nice hotel so far, – [Ryan] But it’s really small. – [Paco] New York. – [Ryan] Well, for New York– [Unknown] Well it’s dark though! – [Ryan] It’s New York big! – [Paco] — but look at this! This is one bed for me and Ryan to share. (music) – [Ryan] Nope! You’re in a cot! (music) – [Paco] Hey guys we’re going to Philadelphia but, we’re not catching a plane this time! We are doing something different. – [Ryan] We’re going on a toot toot! That’s my thing. – [Paco] They bought the train tickets so you wouldn’t feel strained. – [Ryan] Oh my gosh — don’t laugh, don’t laugh. – [Paco] This is interesting! – [Ryan] This looks cool! – [Paco] Yeah! – [Ryan] Never seen this before! I feel like we’re in a movie-music video! – [Paco] I’ma put every song you’ve ever done like right there. (music) (Bromance plays) (Nice Guys play) – [Paco] So we just got in — books. Ryan you have to sign all these ones too. (laughter) – [Ryan] Left hand. – [Paco] You special. – [Ryan] I’m not going to do it. – [Paco] They’re not allowed in yet. Hahahahaha. Who has stinky armpits? Wave your hand. (Paco laughs) (music) – [Paco] Who are we in line for? – [Girls] Ryan Higa! – [Paco] Yeah! You guys excited for Greg and Sean? – [Girl] Oh my gosh Greg is here?! – [Girl] Oh my gosh I love them. – [Paco] They’re not here. They’re not here. – [Paco] Are you excited? – [Ryan] What is this, fourth? Fourth? – [Paco] Fourth stop. – [Ryan] Hello, hi, how are you? – [Girl] Good. – [Paco] First one in. – [Ryan] Nice to meet you. – [Girl] I’m going to cry. -[Ryan] She’s first. -[Paco] You guys are from where? – [Girl] Ohio. -[Man] She resides Ohio, she drives. – [Paco] And that’s how far from here? – [Man] Seven hours away. – [Girl] Six, seven hours. – [Paco] Oh my gosh. Thank you guys so much for supporting for real. Auntie’s got fans too! – [Paco] Look at this guys. Alright, first of all, Where am I?! I’m part of the group! I’ve been a part for a year and a few months already! I’m draw myself — this is me. And I got big mouth that’s why so, and then I got like, weird hair, so, that’s me. – [Paco] Yay! We’re all there now! – [Paco] These guys came from where? – (at the same time) Costa Rica! Woo! – [Ryan] Costa Rica! (cheering) (music) – [Paco] Did you sleep well? – [Ryan] Good day today. First time we can sleep past 6 A.M. Now I feel so ready. – [Paco] The fans think that you actually hate me. – [Paco] You can– -[Ryan] They’re right. – [Paco] (stammers) No– uh– hey! Come on. Gaah! (Ryan laughs) – [Paco] And it is the last day of the tour! – [Ryan] Is it though? – [Paco] You’re right. Your tour. – [Ryan] Your tour. – [Both] Coming out soon. – [Ryan] Yeah. – [Paco] We’ve just arrived. At BookCon. (in amazement) Woow. – [Paco] Are you ready dude? – [Ryan] To do this? – [Paco] Are you ready to do more books than you’ve ever done in your entire life? – [Ryan] I thought we could see a thousand people or no. – [Paco] Yeah. Are you ready to do a thousand books? ‘Cause we don’t have– – [Ryan] Ten thousand. – [Paco] Ten — Are you ready to do a million books? – [Ryan] Go away! – [Paco] Your hair smells good. (Ryan chuckles) I didn’t wash it — that’s the secret. (Paco laughs) (music) – [Paco] We ran into another friend. – [Ted] Hello! (music) – [Paco] Alright drop the water. – [Ryan] Are my lips chapped? – [Paco] Nah you look good. You look alright. – [Ryan] How’s it going? – [Ryan] That is a masarap. – [Paco] Why are we just standing by trash? (Paco laughs)

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56 thoughts on “Book Tour!”

  1. Sami Mcfetridge says:

    I SEE MYSELF💓💓💓

  2. Zatzu Uy says:

    *good mornin— Dang look at that back muscles* 😍

  3. Daffa Arryn says:

    5 million subs!!! Congrats 👍🏻

  4. Soham Pal says:

    I like Paco here. Fits right in..

  5. khatira Sharifee says:

    Keeevvin!! <3

  6. chloe 2397 says:

    OMFG KEVJUMBA

  7. VixelWorld says:

    Paco is enjoying more than ryan does

  8. patrickbu12 says:

    Ryan come to Ottawa so I can see you

  9. cubic dust says:

    OMG KEV

  10. BOY BOY says:

    1:17 and 1:23 and 8:10 😂

  11. tamar Itiel says:

    God ryan looks really depressed.. I guess all youtubers get to it at some point

  12. ZAK Vlogs says:

    Try San Antonio

  13. Gra Cie says:

    Paco: why are we just standing by trash?

    Ryan: cuz ur trash

  14. Malik M says:

    Ryan really hates paco

  15. DatAsianGuy says:

    Kev jumba and Ted Fu… oh nah gowww Og YouTube

  16. Alana Ramirez says:

    Paco stealing Ryans spotlight for about 10:00 mins Lol (Jk Love guys)

  17. Frank Young says:

    Bruh how young are these people. I’ve been here since how to be ninja

  18. Cloud Nine says:

    Was there a fish eye lens on the camera? The picture looks distorted around the edges.

  19. Alexander Shlotov says:

    I think we nee another book or world wide tour!

  20. Bob Denv says:

    Paco is so annoying

  21. Chibi Moose says:

    5:45, no offence, sort of looks like an Asian mr beast

  22. Thành Nam Dương says:

    4:42 forget 'bout arden's brother who-really-looks-like-sean, paco was like he was being fucked by someone :))
    i think he was on climax

  23. Krynna says:

    I'm so sad…… Why do they live in the US? A completely different country, in a completely different continent.

  24. Alisi F. says:

    Bruh, y'all need to come out to Utah someday, after all, we ARE state neighors 🙂

  25. Stimpy says:

    Why Is A higa tv Video Suddenlly A yellowpaco video

  26. Calligraphy by Noman says:

    Idk why it is so disturbing to see Ryan ignoring Paco and his mood said it all that he don't want Paco to be with him… i feel very bad for Paco that was not in that painting 🙁

  27. Hardaning AM says:

    Kevin?!!!!!!!
    😹😹😹

  28. Raivon says:

    WHO'S READY FOR

    P A C O ? !

  29. Tung Duong says:

    I have that book it was awesome like if you agree

  30. Anonymous 99 says:

    "See people always want the same signature and I actually care for it , so I changed "

  31. Anonymous 99 says:

    Any one watching this on 2018 ? After watching YouTube trash rewind ?
    P.s my I love crocs too

  32. Vinzed Ngu. says:

    At 10:17 who is it?

  33. A Good Username. says:

    4:19 “ I M D Y I N G S O H A R D

  34. 170803 jimin says:

    When the clip of Ryan sleeping pops up before the cut, isn’t that the doki doki literature club soundtrack that they play in the background of the game?

  35. Phoebe Ymari A. Urieta says:

    I want a signed book tooooooooooo!

  36. ally may says:

    Why Ryan hates Paco?

  37. zhen Han says:

    Wlep got
    The signed paco one

  38. Nadine r says:

    OMGGG KevJumba and Ted Fu?? that’s better than all the Youtube rewinds that exist

  39. Anna Zhang says:

    ARDEN!!!!!

  40. pixelfantasizer says:

    Paco's a good hype man.

  41. Kirito_O Gaming says:

    M grateful for his fan who waited ages to meet and greet him wow

  42. kelsa1010 says:

    When Paco compliments the girl with fur on her crocs but then you watch the podcast and he didn’t like the ones Ryan got him. 😂

  43. Raj Bete says:

    Why did nice guys fit so well? 7:49

  44. Sivi Jings says:

    I'm so jealous for the people who gets to meet Ryan!! 😭😭
    I wish he comes to Nagaland. 💔

  45. Anne - Gabriella Reyes says:

    why havent i seen this video until now

  46. JaeDee H says:

    When I saw KevJumba I remembered the good old YTF days 😭

  47. Mikifoxy says:

    Was 5:09 the same day as "Cooking, But Not Really: RAINBOW POOP CAKE!"????

  48. The Person says:

    Coming here after Arden on OTP podcast…..DAMN!

  49. NotJustinVillano L says:

    I have the book and it is great

  50. j d chong says:

    Kevjumba @6.48 miss them both

  51. Ellie Ha says:

    That girl to the right is hella judging Paco (pause at 10:06)
    Also thinking”Damn I wish I was him, I could smell Ryan Higa’s hair”

  52. Jeff Jeffy says:

    He went to slot of book s-tours.

  53. Loli-chan says:

    So does ryan actually hate paco?

  54. 170803 jimin says:

    did anyone notice the doki doki sound when they switched cities,,,,,, just me. okay.

  55. Calvin Vang Vlogs says:

    Paco is annoying

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