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Bob’s Workshop: How to Build A Bookshelf

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[Bob] Hello, and welcome to Bob’s Workshop.
I’m your host Bob Jacobs. Today we’re gonna learn how to build a bookshelf. First you’re gonna want to find a large piece of wood. I’m going to be using this reclaimed piece of heart pine from an old warehouse. So the next thing we’re gonna do is measure out exactly how long we want our bookshelf. As you can see I’m using my penis as a measure, because I know exactly how long it is. 3.4 inches. It’s more convenient than a ruler because
I always have it on me. [gentle acoustic guitar] Think we’re gonna make this one about thirteen Bobs long. How ’bout that little Bob? Now it’s time to cut the wood. If you don’t have a pencil to make the marks, just rest your penis on the board. [Saw sounds] Once you make your cut, you’re gonna wanna determine how high you want your bookshelf. I’m gonna do mine at 21 Bobs. One Bob. Two Bob. Three Bob. Four Bob. Aww, I overshot that one. Then just hammer the brackets into the wall, using your penis. And then you’re all set. Well, that concludes this week. Make sure you tune in next week, when I show you how to unclog a toilet.

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100 thoughts on “Bob’s Workshop: How to Build A Bookshelf”

  1. shipnerd62962 says:

    I love penis, and Bob's got a nice one

  2. Joel Magnus says:

    I was actually looking to make a bookcase. Did not expect this at all

  3. thegurl04 says:

    this is disgusting

  4. Nicholas Natrop says:

    I was not expecting to see this

  5. Melinda Gonnuscio says:

    lol i wanted to know how to make a bookshelf….this was so pleasant to see!!!

  6. AnalyticalAnarchist says:

    but can he unclog my toilet?

  7. Secretgirllisout says:

    Holy crap ew

  8. Alexis Galare says:

    Small penis ! xD

  9. Jason Boehm says:

    Is that a….REAL BEARD?

  10. LeHoarderSheek says:

    this was too gay even for me

  11. David son says:

    Wait, WTF??!!! How do you make the brackets?…..

  12. El Duderino says:

    XD what the…..

  13. Veronica Flores says:

    OMG!!! This sucks

  14. Luca Comodo says:

    so good:))

  15. yo dawg says:

    gaylord πŸ˜€

  16. Ace Smith says:

    thumbs up for the Little Bob. ROFL

  17. P3GANUT says:

    i dont see somebody sucking XD

  18. Tony Maloof says:

    Sort of this counry's short life because of shit like this worthless YouTube video – congrats.

  19. Bazooka's World says:

    That saw part could have gone so wrong lol.

  20. Fryett says:

    I honestly thought he was going to slice off his bellend with that saw

  21. Burning Moon says:

    Uhh…no just no! That's just not okay!I hate this channel. I'm getting out of here. PEACE!

  22. Burning Moon says:

    By the way, YOU ARE SICK!

  23. GnusavoVision says:

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    β–‚β–„β–…β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–…β–„β–ƒβ–‚ Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  ☻/ Β  This tank & Bob are against Google+
    Ilβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]. Β  Β  Β /β–Œ Β  Β Copy and Paste this all over
    Β  β—₯βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β—€.. Β  Β  Β / Β  Β  Youtube if you are with us

  24. ROCKnROLLA1998 says:

    β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–‘β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ ]β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„β–„ Β  Β  Β  Β  Β Bob is building an army.
    β–‚β–„β–…β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–…β–„β–ƒβ–‚ Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  ☻/ Β  This tank & Bob are against Google+
    Ilβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ]. Β  Β  Β /β–Œ Β  Β Copy and Paste this all over
    Β  β—₯βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β–²βŠ™β—€.. Β  Β  Β / Β  Β  Youtube if you are with us

  25. Struan Scott says:

    If that saw slid that would hurt

  26. gredangeo says:

    Ladies and gentlemen, that was the Imperial measurement system at work.

  27. δ»»ζ”Ώε’Œ says:

    Why hurt me eyes?

  28. TKZigu Zigu says:

    I would make a bookshelf for my GF if i had one :/

  29. Emma Van says:

    This is a joke right?

  30. Bob and Bobs Handy DIY Tips says:

    Excellent video Bob!

  31. Nagy Adam says:

    It wasn't clear enough… I got my little bob stuck in the neighbor's fence.

  32. xxbiucrushxx says:

    is he using his real penis? not sure if prop or not

  33. Peter says:

    "The hammer is my penis."Β 
    -Captain Hammer

  34. lnicoll100 says:

    ohh fuck that's funny

  35. Christian says:

    I can still see it, does YouTube seriously believe this is "censorship"? I mean it, why even use the little blocks?

  36. maria teresa Vergara says:

    Cuttie little bob. Is that a 3 or 2.5?

  37. YoungCrs says:

    this is what I get for choosing the shortest video on how to make a bookshelf

    fuck it, I'm going to Ikea

  38. alaeddin abdellaoui says:

    Well that escalated quickly !

  39. djphilgood3 says:

    This is why you can't trust the internet.. I was honestly researching "how to build a bookshelf". I never thought i'd be trolled into this outrageous DIY video.. I mean he does build a bookshelf but what he uses is utterly ridiculous… smh.. #NSFW

  40. shotoclone says:

    Bob the builder, can he F**k it ?
    Bob the builder …yes he can ! πŸ˜‰

  41. Travis Pudar says:

    My thoughts:
    0:02 "Bob is pretty cute"
    0:20 "YESSS! Great video. Best video"

  42. Damien Treox says:

    Oh, aah, uuh, so funny made me feel little light in the head. Thanks Bob Β o/

  43. Dmytro Kovalskyy says:

    Lol i swear i really thought this was going to teach me how to build a bookshelf in a min n 21 seconds! this just made my day LMFAO!Β 

  44. Łukasz DΔ…browski says:

    children will be proud of him…

  45. Bart Tricas says:

    I lost my "bob" while cutting the board…

  46. Kristian Bolger says:

    The fuq Kevin..

  47. Universe 108 Official says:

    Note to self: Never look at Kevin's recent activity.

  48. Kendra Fitzpatrick says:

    Kevin are you srs

  49. Grammar Nazi says:

    I see now that Kevin is into Little Bobs and Bookshelves.

  50. Janet Williams says:

    ROFL

  51. hddm3 says:

    haahahahaahahahahahhahaahahahahaahaahahah

  52. Maria Lezarda says:

    What the…hahaha

  53. Tim Morris says:

    This shows what twisted and sick individuals are running around loose these days. Β 

  54. metaltera86 says:

    I never thought of this method. Thanks bob

  55. DommyBomb says:

    lol…this is crazy….what shiz am I watching

  56. MtotheM says:

    I know it's fake, but i cringed when you cut that board, haha.

  57. Xenothon Stelnicki says:

    DUDE! Β hahaha

  58. ShowToddSomeLove says:

    I've never screamed "NO" so many times.Β 

  59. Craig H says:

    Hammer with wood and it's all good

  60. Raven Mouse says:

    Oh. Β So that's what rudetube is. Β Why the fuck did I search it? Β Dear lord you people should not be refrencing that on youtube where you can find any age of users. Β Fuck you all, now my cat is scarred for life.

  61. FuriousFatMan says:

    NONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONO
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    -FFM

  62. Chestin Greenwood says:

    I'm glad I don't have to work next to this guy and if I did I definitely giving him a tape measure

  63. andrew latchford says:

    HA HA HA HA HA FUCKIN BRILLIANT NICE 1

  64. Orianna Canlas says:

    I thought this was a serious video until… I'm scared now.

  65. JulienGamingProjects says:

    what happens if your a girl?

  66. leo8505 says:

    Small guy lol

  67. Alejandro Boullosa says:

    pls more of "Bob's Workshop"!

  68. Caitleen O'Connell says:

    Instructions too vague. Got my dick caught in a ceiling fan.

  69. Video DSLR Tutorial says:

    Thanks to the two of you to teach me how to make a bookshelf. Really appreciate your effort. Stay tuned Bob and Bob!

  70. brthdan says:

    Bob nearly bobbed little Bob while making his cut.

  71. JoeCamelLives says:

    You guys should totally do the unclog a toilet episode next! I don't care if it was just a joke. Make it happen!

  72. djAnakin says:

    Hey Bob, i've gone and cut my penis off and put it on a chain and kept in my pocket. Really helps with those hard to reach places.

  73. ME Sims says:

    I really want to learn to build stuff!

  74. Captain Genius says:

    what if your, you know, is bigger than that board…..I mean, am I the only one?

  75. Bernadette Husch says:

    Great place to learn how to make it yourself much much cheaper. Just google for 'woodprix' website:)

  76. Alex Liks says:

    Thanks to Woody Hyezmar’s plans, my younger brother found it very simple to finish up his first woodworking project. Google him!

  77. V904T says:

    I thought this was something serious i was looking for real instructions then I realised who these guys were and now I`m like oh yeah sure

  78. Imaqtpie says:

    instructions unclear, got dick stuck between two planks.

  79. Quenz says:

    I don't have a penis

  80. KakesInfo says:

    Haha, and what if you cut you penis with the electric saw ?

  81. Romaine Athey says:

    I made it by myself. I used woodprix woodworking plans for that.

  82. Romelia Polly says:

    I've found great handbook on woodprix website. Good solutions for everyone I think

  83. Romaine Athey says:

    I made it with woodprix handbooks !

  84. Yura Kovalec says:

    I've found great handbook on woodprix website. Good solutions for everyone I think

  85. Chante says:

    omg. I thought this was a real video. lmao

  86. Prospect Studios says:

    Instruction unclear; penis no longer attached.

  87. Garzon Laperle says:

    I bought excellent handbook from WoodPrix website. Just google WoodPrix and start your journey to the better life

  88. jjd kdkd says:

    I found my book shelf ended up been bigger than bobs. wonder were I went wrong. πŸ™‚

  89. Carmelina Katzman says:

    Go to woodprix webpage if you'd like to know how to build it. Good solutions for everyone I think

  90. Mike L says:

    Come on, folks! Stop with the fake shock. You knew it was Bilderbergers, so suck it up and finish your bowl of stupid. LOL!

  91. Corey Mcniel says:

    I check a lot of woodworking handbooks. These one from woodprix are the best.

  92. Kiwi amvs says:

    My grade 8 teacher accidentally showed us this and I finally found it again oh my god

  93. Shantay Prueeissen says:

    All of my woodworks I made with woodprix. Google woodprix and start your project.

  94. DSD310580 says:

    You got an uncensored version?

  95. Parker says:

    What happens when you need half a bob cut?
    #RIP

  96. 2chipped says:

    What do you use for a plomb Bob?

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