[Bob] Hello, and welcome to Bob’s Workshop.
I’m your host Bob Jacobs. Today we’re gonna learn how to build a bookshelf. First you’re gonna want to find a large piece of wood. I’m going to be using this reclaimed piece of heart pine from an old warehouse. So the next thing we’re gonna do is measure out exactly how long we want our bookshelf. As you can see I’m using my penis as a measure, because I know exactly how long it is. 3.4 inches. It’s more convenient than a ruler because
I always have it on me. [gentle acoustic guitar] Think we’re gonna make this one about thirteen Bobs long. How ’bout that little Bob? Now it’s time to cut the wood. If you don’t have a pencil to make the marks, just rest your penis on the board. [Saw sounds] Once you make your cut, you’re gonna wanna determine how high you want your bookshelf. I’m gonna do mine at 21 Bobs. One Bob. Two Bob. Three Bob. Four Bob. Aww, I overshot that one. Then just hammer the brackets into the wall, using your penis. And then you’re all set. Well, that concludes this week. Make sure you tune in next week, when I show you how to unclog a toilet.